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Allan A
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rhubarb sasquatch hog-belly honey
He to the Him
Abolish ICE.
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Me at 5: I can't wait for Santa to get me a new lego set!
Me at 15: Santa isn't real
Me at 25: Santa isn't real, but we can collectively make him real through our actions
Me at 35: The ways in which Santa is real are myriad and disturbing. The Wild Hunt rides again, wearing the mask of a Saint
December 24, 2023 at 5:55 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I…did not see the closing sentence of this photo caption coming: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/15/n...
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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The PSF is proud to have supported 100's of conference, workshops, & initiatives over the years through our Grants Program. Stories like this one from PyConDE underscore our belief: #PythonForEveryone!

The program is paused, but your support will help us reopen. Donate today 💖 donate.python.org/
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just found out Leslie Fish died. The last time I heard from her, she was putting her foot in it—but I’ll instead remember al-night filk circles followed by con hotel breakfasts. Thanks for all those great songs, Leslie.
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times (as a gif)
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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ascii stuff for the first time in a while
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Pete Hegseth is violating international law the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Today is the day to tell a strange story.

The long version we'll tell later, but the short version is this. In an attic, in his late great-uncle's house, @jon.inkle.co found a locked trunk. It took twenty years to open. Last summer he did.

Inside was a wiring diagram, and a stack of books.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The latest trend in Facebook’s ever downward spiral down the AI slop toilet are AI deportation videos. And the Facebook algorithm is rewarding creators for it. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.

Full story: www.404media.co/ai-generated...
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@hirono.senate.gov and @schatz.bsky.social , as my senators, I appreciate how you stand up for us in Hawaii during this shutdown. I hope you are part of a real solution.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Schumer and the Dems are about to teach Trump the lesson that they’ll cave whenever he abuses power to sufficiently hurt people.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art.

I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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if you want to know what happened to Teen Vogue yesterday, my work wife @allegrak.bsky.social — who ran our politics section for 6 years until this past June — said it all in this.

can't even pull out a favorite part til I sign my separation letter lol, just read the whole thing.
What We Lost When Condé Nast Unceremoniously Shuttered Teen Vogue
This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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that boy you're into despite his flaws has learned to breathe water, you know. He keeps sneaking into the reservoir to "escape the cursed bequest of mammalian existence". I saw him doing military pressups on the roof and then the clouds broke to show him the constellations and he screamed in terror
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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During the shutdown, Trump could find $40 billion to bail out Argentina & $300 million for a ballroom to host dinner parties with billionaires, but he won’t tap emergency funds to prevent millions of American kids from going hungry?

How cruel is that?
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do you folks have any favorite spooky-season short stories or poems?
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM