Not a Witch
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Josh 🌈 Be gay and ban cars.
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no. fuck no. what the fuck are you saying. they’re shooting people in the face. they’re going door to door. they need to be arrested not given even more funding. get the fuck out of here with “restrictions”
.@PabloReports: Would you vote for any funding increases for ICE?
Warren: Not without more restrictions. This is an agency that is out of control. If we don’t get some restrictions in place, they’re going to put more American citizens at risk.
Warren: Not without more restrictions. This is an agency that is out of control. If we don’t get some restrictions in place, they’re going to put more American citizens at risk.
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
no. fuck no. what the fuck are you saying. they’re shooting people in the face. they’re going door to door. they need to be arrested not given even more funding. get the fuck out of here with “restrictions”
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The gym is calling, queers
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The gym is calling, queers
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Please email your local library and politely complain about Libby's AI "Inspire Me" feature.
Your local library worker will love this. Seriously. We had so many tools for collecting feedback.
Your local library worker will love this. Seriously. We had so many tools for collecting feedback.
the thing with Libby is you are not Libby's customer, your library is Libby's customer.
so I guess we should all complain to our libraries!
so I guess we should all complain to our libraries!
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Please email your local library and politely complain about Libby's AI "Inspire Me" feature.
Your local library worker will love this. Seriously. We had so many tools for collecting feedback.
Your local library worker will love this. Seriously. We had so many tools for collecting feedback.
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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6 months ago, Healey was bragging about her “regular working relationship with ICE”
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
6 months ago, Healey was bragging about her “regular working relationship with ICE”
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...
www.cbsnews.com/amp/boston/n...
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January 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
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And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
And they’ll say they can’t be held accountable because when they pulled the trigger they were afraid for their lives. Their lives which they spent serving an ideology of fear, a machine of fear, a holistic regime of fear. A culture-spanning engine of the ugliest and most dishonest fears there are.
She just like me for real
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
She just like me for real
Nico wants to help me crossstitch
January 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Nico wants to help me crossstitch
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Democrats hate him because he proves it is in fact very easy to do things and make the world better if you just want to. Democrats do not and this makes them mad.
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Democrats hate him because he proves it is in fact very easy to do things and make the world better if you just want to. Democrats do not and this makes them mad.
I don't play board games enough, I crave MORE
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don't play board games enough, I crave MORE
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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The five virtues of a knight are honkyness, gruntitude, boy tiddy, yellow, and having that shit on.
January 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The five virtues of a knight are honkyness, gruntitude, boy tiddy, yellow, and having that shit on.
Says the slop peddler
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Says the slop peddler
Watching eps 5 and 6 of Heated Rivalry was a wild way to start off the new year. I don't know if I've ever cried this much on New Year's Day
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Watching eps 5 and 6 of Heated Rivalry was a wild way to start off the new year. I don't know if I've ever cried this much on New Year's Day
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
Garlic bread!!!!!!!!!!
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Garlic bread!!!!!!!!!!
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