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Nathan C
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I'm the cowboy they're talking about in the Rawhide lyrics who kept slowing things down because I was "try[ing] to understand them."
A teen boy whining "It SUCKS that Payakan is still outcast" is one of the all-time lines of expository dialogue
December 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment”

Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment”

Student: “I didn’t do the assignment”

University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask”

some days I just want to scream and scream
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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If they had any credibility before it's fully gone now that they're openly doing crisis PR for the president. Still funny that the best they could come up with is "The evidence you're about to see is fake"
roll a deception check with disadvantage
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Americans having to bootleg broadcast news about our government’s offshored concentration camp is a level of fascism that immediately precedes democratic societies dropping leaflets on us from weather balloons.
And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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these are the kind of numbers that, *at the end of a president's term*, herald a total wipeout for his party in the next election.

we are in december of year one.
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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it's just so rich and full, a thuddddd for even the most jaded veteran of hearing something collide with another thing
Crossbar DOINK!
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just pulled up the seating chart for my 9am showing of Avatar 3 tomorrow and someone has purchased the seat at my back right like a pawn about to capture me
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Commenting "AI slop" on photos of your baby
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Mr Beast would be really well suited to being a demon, assuming he isn't already one (big assumption)
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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“I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight … Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct.” - “60 Minutes” correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Purdue volleyball made it to the Elite Eight without her; meanwhile POTY candidate Eva Hudson is in the Final Four with the team she transferred to. But I'm not imagining the universe where she stayed. I'm actually happy for everyone.
December 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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i had my friend who does Trump impressions read Gwen’s post to cheer her up on this bad day and… just press play
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The David Brooks thing is simply extraordinary. Writing a column called "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" when you know you are part of the Epstein story. Legendary stuff
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
How many days are in a week?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eECj...
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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there is really no difference between the current administration and having the country run by david duke
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
New Avatar movie coming out this weekend
December 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
♫ I've got hole but I'm not a holder ♫
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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This is one of those graphics you’re gonna be able to use as flexibly as the Adam Silver “get ready to learn Chinese buddy” meme
Eric Dick is back in Indy!

After winning the finals MVP and championship with Pittsburgh, Dick returns to the Circle City for 2026!

He last played for the Boys in Blue in 2021 where he appeared in 4 matches. Welcome back!
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Everybody kind of understands thermostatic reactions, except for the popularists who understand it sometimes and then pretend it doesn’t exist other times.
This is extremely important
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM