FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
Just the average gaymer who dabbles in witchcraft and spits some facts. Introverted, but will talk about plants.
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
(21+; 🏳️🌈 They/He Folk/Bergitka (Romani); a ginger witchy/Hekatean, but not Wiccan)
DM friendly if we're moots, but no solicitations
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FleetwoodSlaps
@ohnoitsawitch.bsky.social
· Nov 13
About me;
• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
• Very witchy & witchcraft practitioner (Folk/Bergitka - Romani)
• Modern Supernatural writer.
• Historian of Folklore.
• Living my best Agatha Harkness life by hexing the conservative patriarchy.
• Collects shinies.
• Might be slightly radioactive due to the uranium glass.
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It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door
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I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I dated a girl in college who claimed to be a witch but it turned out she was just really into Kate Bush
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But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
But remember that the magical truth about Christmas gift shopping is
Welp, I know what I'm watching later today.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Welp, I know what I'm watching later today.
I fuckin' finished it. For those who don't play, the book is a legendary focus in Guild Wars 2 (The Binding of Ipos). Took about a week and a half with some help, but phew. Also the scepter is Possession from the Specter elite specialization.
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I fuckin' finished it. For those who don't play, the book is a legendary focus in Guild Wars 2 (The Binding of Ipos). Took about a week and a half with some help, but phew. Also the scepter is Possession from the Specter elite specialization.
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/The_Bin...
I really need to stop arguing with my nipples.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I really need to stop arguing with my nipples.
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. I READ IT FOUR TIMES THE WHOLE WAY. WHAT A RIDE. BEAUTIFUL. BREATHTAKING. I LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MYSELF.
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE. I READ IT FOUR TIMES THE WHOLE WAY. WHAT A RIDE. BEAUTIFUL. BREATHTAKING. I LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT MYSELF.
On the plus side, testing the current nerfs in PvP—I don't think those nerfs will be as strong in PvE.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
Oh god. That moment when you unfollow a GW2 content creator/streamer because they're getting an ego.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
On the plus side, testing the current nerfs in PvP—I don't think those nerfs will be as strong in PvE.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
That said, it's so funny to see Reaper mains get super salty that they're no longer the problem children.
*Wicked enters the chat*
ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*Wicked enters the chat*
Oh god. That moment when you unfollow a GW2 content creator/streamer because they're getting an ego.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh god. That moment when you unfollow a GW2 content creator/streamer because they're getting an ego.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
Not only have they started to post incorrect information (especially on Necromancer traits for builds), they just kill chat vibes by thinking that they're correct. The wiki exists for a reason.
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
Ooooh... Even MORE sigil shenanigans? 👀
Here we go, #WitchSky, #OccultSky, #PaganSky and #ParanormalSky. The info you need to take part in #ProjektLunarSigil, my free #BlueSky based #SigilBomb from the 14th to the 20th, with charging on #Yule. The #Litha one was a success, by sharing this with your followers December's can be even bigger.
December 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ooooh... Even MORE sigil shenanigans? 👀
Gross. Former friend is now going back to a mutual platform as if they didn't manufacture a bunch of drama within the friend group ABOUT said platform.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gross. Former friend is now going back to a mutual platform as if they didn't manufacture a bunch of drama within the friend group ABOUT said platform.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
They're part of the reason why those of us who ARE victims aren't taken seriously. Just this year they lied about being abused by PirateSoftware.
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Oh damn, we got Da Vinci from the dead now?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh damn, we got Da Vinci from the dead now?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
WHO PRACTICED NECROMANCY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?
Why does the ShamWow guy seem like he smokes rocks? Oh.
Ohhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhh.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Why does the ShamWow guy seem like he smokes rocks? Oh.
Ohhhhhhh.
Ohhhhhhh.
I don't need AI to roast someone. How do I roast someone like Elon Musk when life already has?
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don't need AI to roast someone. How do I roast someone like Elon Musk when life already has?
Time to break Ritualist again! Hopefully my computer behaves after a weird issue yesterday.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Time to break Ritualist again! Hopefully my computer behaves after a weird issue yesterday.
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How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
June 16, 2023 at 2:37 PM
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
Having really looked into this case—it's fucking ghoulish of OpenAI to even use that stance. A minor "failing to heed warnings and obtain help" despite the fact that the chat bot was supposed to link him up to a real person and DIDN'T.
Several. Fucking. Times.
Several. Fucking. Times.
“OpenAI’s court filing argued that the harms in this case were at least partly caused by Raine’s ‘failure to heed warnings, obtain help, or otherwise exercise reasonable care,’ as well as the ‘failure of others to respond to his obvious signs of distress.’”
OpenAI denies allegations that ChatGPT is to blame for a teenager's suicide
Adam Raine's family sued the AI company in August. On Tuesday, OpenAI said in a new court filing that it isn't responsible for the teen's death.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Having really looked into this case—it's fucking ghoulish of OpenAI to even use that stance. A minor "failing to heed warnings and obtain help" despite the fact that the chat bot was supposed to link him up to a real person and DIDN'T.
Several. Fucking. Times.
Several. Fucking. Times.
Never forget how excited he was that he spammed our mails.
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
🎉 The Gnashbash "Birthday" Celebration is back! Head to Lion’s Arch for a special Black Lion Trading Company event, now through Dec 2. Don’t miss out!
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Never forget how excited he was that he spammed our mails.
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
GOTTA LOVE THE BIRTHDAY BOY
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The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games Catching Fire'
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Onion Reviews 'The Hunger Games Catching Fire'
*Incoherent screaming noises*
a white cat is sitting on a table with its mouth open .
ALT: a white cat is sitting on a table with its mouth open .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
*Incoherent screaming noises*