ZAP
@oldtimeyraygun.bsky.social
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An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
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"there's two wolves inside you" - doctor who doesn't know about tapeworms
December 20, 2024 at 5:33 AM
"there's two wolves inside you" - doctor who doesn't know about tapeworms
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I like to tell people I'm "battling my demons." It sounds so much cooler than sitting around knowing why I suck and wondering why that doesn't fix it
December 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I like to tell people I'm "battling my demons." It sounds so much cooler than sitting around knowing why I suck and wondering why that doesn't fix it
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[recently divorced dad at a BBQ] oh damn these ribs are divorcing right off the bone
December 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM
[recently divorced dad at a BBQ] oh damn these ribs are divorcing right off the bone
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I don't have sympathy for the devil, but I would make a deal 🤔
December 15, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I don't have sympathy for the devil, but I would make a deal 🤔
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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“i want to get every useless husband and shoot them, just get rid of them”
December 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
“i want to get every useless husband and shoot them, just get rid of them”
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guy who actually answers the "what's up?" skeet prompt, and defensively
NOTHING quit acting like every day has to be a fuckin movie i'm trying to relax
NOTHING quit acting like every day has to be a fuckin movie i'm trying to relax
December 14, 2024 at 3:47 PM
guy who actually answers the "what's up?" skeet prompt, and defensively
NOTHING quit acting like every day has to be a fuckin movie i'm trying to relax
NOTHING quit acting like every day has to be a fuckin movie i'm trying to relax
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"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
December 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
"i'd have sex with luigi the shooter! i'd ride him all crazy etc" no you wouldn't. you'd hurt his back
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?
Signed, a librarian.
Signed, a librarian.
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?
Signed, a librarian.
Signed, a librarian.
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
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the people many of us left twitter to get away from seem oddly baffled by a lot of folks not wanting them here
December 8, 2024 at 3:25 AM
the people many of us left twitter to get away from seem oddly baffled by a lot of folks not wanting them here
I saw the shooter wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops
if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
December 8, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I saw the shooter wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops
“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, give a man a fish everyday and he’ll have time to learn a. Skill that actually suits him” -Godzilla @theforestjar.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, give a man a fish everyday and he’ll have time to learn a. Skill that actually suits him” -Godzilla @theforestjar.bsky.social
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What drives me crazy about people saying "well we have Google," when I talk about how much information will be lost here with the TT ban is that they've been actively going after Google, too. They are actively trying to limit our access to information, and so many refuse to see it.
December 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
What drives me crazy about people saying "well we have Google," when I talk about how much information will be lost here with the TT ban is that they've been actively going after Google, too. They are actively trying to limit our access to information, and so many refuse to see it.
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people are like "murder is not the answer" but the problem previously had no answers that anyone with power respected. one CEO dead and the anesthesia caps come back off. sounds like murder was literally an answer to "how can we get these anesthesia caps back off"
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
people are like "murder is not the answer" but the problem previously had no answers that anyone with power respected. one CEO dead and the anesthesia caps come back off. sounds like murder was literally an answer to "how can we get these anesthesia caps back off"
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“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot”
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
December 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
“It’s disgusting to think the shooter is hot”
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was my sexual awakening. I was 10. Shut up - justice gets me tingly
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
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I think Peach would like Bowser if he would just be normal and try to talk to her instead of kidnapping her all the time
December 6, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I think Peach would like Bowser if he would just be normal and try to talk to her instead of kidnapping her all the time