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Sarah Strong
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Bikes, old stuff, MH peer support, HRT, shoes, cats, and carbohydrates. Moving leftwards with age. UK.
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Stay safe out there y'all
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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We all need cheering up, so here's Kylie's Can't Get You Out of my Head on an old Dutch mechanical fairground organ. Worked for me! 🎶😃
youtu.be/iWqEKcWpqKg?...
I Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue on a Mechanical Organ
YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Just gonna lighten the mood up a bit.

IMAGINE TEENY ELEPHANTS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvrW...
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.

Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I love you so much I have eaten nine photos of you. Call me ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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We're going to run away together tonight, after we steal some of Fanny's fruit cake and mug a big burly policeman with twinkling eyes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Everyday you wake up and the news is even worse, but don't worry because today there's going to be a budget today at some point, so there will be an extra round of bad news at around lunch time.

You will forget the morning's bad news.

Except the jury thing. Fucking hell, the jury thing.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Are you a PhD student & interested in using museum collections in your teaching or research?

We're running a *free* doctoral training programme for students at any institution to learn about working with collections.

Find out more:

collections.reading.ac.uk/whats-on/
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The restaurant lights dim. My date lifts an eyebrow and asks, “Did it just get sexier in here?”

ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU
September 28, 2023 at 12:07 AM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
HOT WATER HAS BEEN DEPLOYED! I REPEAT, HOT WATER BOTTLE HAS BEEN DEPLOYED!
a globe is surrounded by the letters r and h
ALT: a globe is surrounded by the letters r and h
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It has stopped snowing in SE London. Bah.
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Snow in S.E London now. ☃️
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I am here.
A kid falls out of a tree: “I'm fine!”

An adult sleeps on their neck at a slightly askew angle: “I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week.”
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Just looking through the transcript of a 30 min Teams meeting and it's like a fever dream,

"...still waiting for treatment as it were, but Izzy viable option. Bungalow. Yeah. Yeah".
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Just sat on my hand and now when I make circles on the palm with my finger it feels like my teddy bear is in someone else's garden.
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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At an awkward age: old enough to be grumpy at the noise of fireworks but I still can't avoid going woooooo every time
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM