Sailor mercedes
@oysterwench.bsky.social
Little bit of this, a little bit of that
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Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Found a bookstore that stocks your novels
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“punching babies straight in the face is fine when there’s democratic leadership in place” that’s you. that’s how you sound.
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“punching babies straight in the face is fine when there’s democratic leadership in place” that’s you. that’s how you sound.
6 year old: "I'm going to tell you a joke. What do you call snowflake obsidian?"
Me: "what?"
6 yo: "hell. I just made that joke up in my brain "
Lol
Me: "what?"
6 yo: "hell. I just made that joke up in my brain "
Lol
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
6 year old: "I'm going to tell you a joke. What do you call snowflake obsidian?"
Me: "what?"
6 yo: "hell. I just made that joke up in my brain "
Lol
Me: "what?"
6 yo: "hell. I just made that joke up in my brain "
Lol
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This thirsty bih
December 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This thirsty bih
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I wish I could just block all the AI images on the #WitchSky feed—how are you going to harness magic if you are allowing a machine to do it for you?
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I wish I could just block all the AI images on the #WitchSky feed—how are you going to harness magic if you are allowing a machine to do it for you?
When I see Passions clips, it's an automatic re-skeet lol
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
When I see Passions clips, it's an automatic re-skeet lol
Really hoping my gallbladder isn't malfunctioning 😭
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Really hoping my gallbladder isn't malfunctioning 😭
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
Merry Crimbus
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December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Merry Crimbus
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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This is sinister. If you're wondering why so many people don't report sexual assault, this is why.
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
![. . . very cooperative, but the police at that point had to let [redacted] know that what she had done that she could be facing charges.
Q And that was after they had told her earlier that she didn't need an attorney present, correct?
A Exactly.
Q Okay. So this happens to her with the Palm Beach Police Department and did the Palm Beach Police actually present or propose charging [redacted]?
A They did get a probable cause affidavit against [redacted].
Q And is that why Ms. [redacted] and her attorney were concerned about her testimony here?
A Yes.
Q Now was a subpoena issued for Ms. [redacted] on behalf of this grand jury?
A Yes, it was.
Q And before Ms. [redacted] would comply with that, did she -- did her attorney request some sort of order?
A Yes.
Q And what did he ask for?
A He asked for immunity for [redacted].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eoss3vmzem55cm5kuddhdmwn/bafkreiariijffjjrgfh26o22jjr76pwprinvnbpkcho5lyi2sucfbqlooy@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is sinister. If you're wondering why so many people don't report sexual assault, this is why.
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Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
December 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
grown adults in charge of people's lives frequently sounding like when ur in 2nd grade and a classmate w diabetes has to go to the nurse to get a snack and another one of ur classmates is like "um. how come *I* don't get to go to the nurse to get a snack 🤨" except it's like. 50 yr old men.
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Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"
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Looking in the mirror and asking if im really depressed enough for a witcher 3 playthrough
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Looking in the mirror and asking if im really depressed enough for a witcher 3 playthrough
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BLESSED YULE AND HAPPY SOLSTICE TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🌲🕯️🌟
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
BLESSED YULE AND HAPPY SOLSTICE TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🌲🕯️🌟
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
THE SUN IS GONNA COME BACK
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
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actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
My baby is SIX today?!!!!! Where's time gone 😭
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My baby is SIX today?!!!!! Where's time gone 😭
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