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Palmer
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Say what you will, but the Jackass dudes were far better role models for young men than these repressed intellectual dark web losers.
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Iconic 230-year-old whiskey brand, Jim Beam, pauses distilling for a year
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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MFW I finally get in the same room as Kevin Patullo
December 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The best part of this game Notre Dame sitting home furious about how terrible it is while they lost to BOTH of these teams
December 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
People who go inside Wawa to pay for their gas should lose their license on the spot.
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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“when the time comes, some people are just there to get knocked out” is some scorsese shit
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That said I cannot believe that in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty Five I’m shopping at American Eagle Outfitters (for my niece, lol)
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I love the smell of commerce in the morning
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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i think this is the most compelling thing in Mahmood Mamdani’s vision about postcolonial politics. he explicitly disavows any idea of demanding people humble themselves about historical traumas, but he wants to encourage everyone to see themselves as _survivors_ of history, and we all work w/in it.
December 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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"How dare the USG not adopt the position that America Bad" is, I think, kind of a hallmark of immature anarcho-nihilistic "leftism," and that's the real problem with the essay, I think. The politics are bad! Very simple.
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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i always cite mlk, who as a black man in the 50s and 60s had every right to say "america fucking sucks" and instead he said "america, you can be super awesome if you live up to these really cool ideas you SAID you founded your country on."
i have been thinking a bit about how any political program that requires the premise of “america bad” is a dead end
December 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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You believe surveys over peoples lived experience?

Lived experience is so important we asked thousands of people about that experience! In a way that mathematically ensured a broad and diverse range of experiences! Asking about peoples' lived experience along dozens of different dimensions!
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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anyways that’s enough brain damage for me but main takeaways here:

-Gen Z conservatives are Hitler Youth 2.0
-Basically all of them support JD Vance as the next president
-They hate Muslims, Latinos, and women (not surprising)
-All of them complain about affordability and healthcare lol
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
In fairness this is how I feel about Republicans these days.
it's just kind of the same old story? guy has deep-seated dislike for entire categories of people, tells himself a just-so story about how that dislike is principled and how, if you put him and his friends in power, those people would go away and he would be happy for once.
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Yet there will be, actually, not figuratively, dancing in the streets of not just every city in America but worldwide. The celebration of his death will look like the pictures we have of the end of WWII.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Here’s the Flyers radio broadcast (Stolen from the other place)

I repeat, LMAO
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This really is Bari Weiss' job, which is why I think it's funny when people feel compelled to say something like "she doesn't understand journalism."

These folks aren't there to understand journalism, they're there to encourage controversy infighting and division in the electorate
December 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Larry Ellison and other billionaires want us all fighting over basic dignity and human rights so we don't form a unified consensus that they're a planetary cancer
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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For the rare jobs that do exist, faculty get to vote on who to hire. Many have an unofficial “no assholes” rule, which makes the working environment so much more pleasant for everyone. If you’re a grievance-obsessed weirdo, and there are 10 equally-qualified normal people, the decision is easier.
I have so much empathy and solidarity for those struggling with the painful and structurally unjust academic labor market, but this racial grievance shit is simply not the way.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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British Quakers are refusing room bookings from terfs as policy.
If you were waiting for an org to stand up for LGBTQIA+ rights, and unflinchingly withstand bullying and lawfare, here you go, friends.
Good luck to the raging bigots, they'll get nowhere with threats.
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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The idea that life would be about the same for people in America right now no matter who won the 2024 election is probably the most Caucasian thing I've ever read - and this is coming from me, a guy so white you can read by me in a dark room.
Do you think Harris would have protected trans people if she'd won?

Do you think she would have handled Gaza any differently?

Do you think she would have protected immigrants?

Life for the people who didn't vote for either candidate would be roughly the same.

And I DID vote for her, by the way.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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this woman is your FRIEND
she FIGHTS for FREEDOM
December 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm not joking in the least when I say that state/local PD need to check this asshole's hard drive IMMEDIATELY.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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A photo of David Brooks palling around with Epstein in the latest Epstein files drop three weeks after he wrote a column chiding America for caring about the Epstein story is some serious Rafael Palmeiro shit.
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM