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In a world full of Archie Bunkers, be a Meathead.
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
In a world full of Archie Bunkers, be a Meathead.
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
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My favourite movie line. Thank you Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My favourite movie line. Thank you Rob Reiner.
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"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
August 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"We're going to need a story about this accident. Say he was helping a woman. That should work. Also, is he wearing pants? Make sure he's wearing pants."
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Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
August 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Spent the day driving around Manchester, New Hampshire, a city for 80-something New Yorkers in deep debt apparently. I was driving alone, something I’m known to do. I saw a woman fleeing domestic violence. I “rendered aid,” vaguely. Minutes or maybe an hour later I was walloped by a Mack truck.
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[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
September 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
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"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."
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It is even money at this point that a plank in the GOP platform for the 2028 election will be: "Kill The Poor."
With all due respect to Jello Biafra.
With all due respect to Jello Biafra.
President Trump wrote Sunday that homeless people should be moved out of Washington, D.C., "IMMEDIATELY" and relocated "FAR" away, as he hints at more aggressive policing in the nation's capital — and suggests putting the city under federal control.
Trump says homeless should leave D.C. "IMMEDIATELY" — after floating federal takeover of capital
President Trump is hinting at further federal police action in D.C., teasing a press conference on Monday aimed at "ending the Crime, Murder, and Death."
cbsn.ws
August 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It is even money at this point that a plank in the GOP platform for the 2028 election will be: "Kill The Poor."
With all due respect to Jello Biafra.
With all due respect to Jello Biafra.
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Rest in peace, James Dobson, because I don’t want you pulling any vampire shit. Been on the fundamentalism beat 20+ yrs, which meant it was impossible to avoid him, but I was never interested. He was the plain, vain tyrannical creep he appeared to be. He caused incalculable pain.
August 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Rest in peace, James Dobson, because I don’t want you pulling any vampire shit. Been on the fundamentalism beat 20+ yrs, which meant it was impossible to avoid him, but I was never interested. He was the plain, vain tyrannical creep he appeared to be. He caused incalculable pain.
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Peter Thiel to give four lectures on the "biblical Antichrist." Among the "religious thinkers upon whom Peter will draw" is Nazi theorist Carl Schmitt.
August 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Peter Thiel to give four lectures on the "biblical Antichrist." Among the "religious thinkers upon whom Peter will draw" is Nazi theorist Carl Schmitt.
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Well, at least James Dobson died today
August 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well, at least James Dobson died today
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James Dobson rot in piss
August 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
James Dobson rot in piss
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James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...
defector.com
August 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
James Dobson dedicated his life to evil and the world is worse because he made it so on purpose. defector.com/james-dobson...
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Very sorry to hear that James Dobson died peacefully
August 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Very sorry to hear that James Dobson died peacefully
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By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.
July 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.
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The band performing is The U.S. Army Band Downrange, & their setlist was:
Four EW&F songs to start
Hard to Handle
About Damn Time
Vertigo
My Hero
Barracuda & Magic Man
The Ocean
Jump
Fortunate Son
Enter Sandman
Sweet Child O'Mine
Right Now
Separate Ways
Be All That You Can Be
Four EW&F songs to start
Hard to Handle
About Damn Time
Vertigo
My Hero
Barracuda & Magic Man
The Ocean
Jump
Fortunate Son
Enter Sandman
Sweet Child O'Mine
Right Now
Separate Ways
Be All That You Can Be
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
The band performing is The U.S. Army Band Downrange, & their setlist was:
Four EW&F songs to start
Hard to Handle
About Damn Time
Vertigo
My Hero
Barracuda & Magic Man
The Ocean
Jump
Fortunate Son
Enter Sandman
Sweet Child O'Mine
Right Now
Separate Ways
Be All That You Can Be
Four EW&F songs to start
Hard to Handle
About Damn Time
Vertigo
My Hero
Barracuda & Magic Man
The Ocean
Jump
Fortunate Son
Enter Sandman
Sweet Child O'Mine
Right Now
Separate Ways
Be All That You Can Be
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He must be protected at all costs.
June 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
He must be protected at all costs.
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An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house."
The threat was greeted with extreme concern by civil liberties and digital privacy groups. It suggests the LAPD could be using facial recognition to identify and retaliate against protesters.
The threat was greeted with extreme concern by civil liberties and digital privacy groups. It suggests the LAPD could be using facial recognition to identify and retaliate against protesters.
An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house"
The practice, an expert warns, could lead to "reprisals and retribution by the police for your politics.”
www.motherjones.com
June 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house."
The threat was greeted with extreme concern by civil liberties and digital privacy groups. It suggests the LAPD could be using facial recognition to identify and retaliate against protesters.
The threat was greeted with extreme concern by civil liberties and digital privacy groups. It suggests the LAPD could be using facial recognition to identify and retaliate against protesters.
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“‘If a fire occurs in the cabin, if we land on water, don’t check on the immigrants. Just make sure that you and the guards and the people that work for the government get off," one flight attendant was told.
“It was as if the detainees’ lives were worthless,” said another.
(Published April 2025)
“It was as if the detainees’ lives were worthless,” said another.
(Published April 2025)
Inside ICE Air: Flight Attendants on Deportation Planes Say Disaster Is “Only a Matter of Time”
Current and former flight attendants for GlobalX, the private charter airline at the center of Trump’s immigration crackdown, expressed concern about their inability to treat passengers humanely and…
www.propublica.org
June 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“‘If a fire occurs in the cabin, if we land on water, don’t check on the immigrants. Just make sure that you and the guards and the people that work for the government get off," one flight attendant was told.
“It was as if the detainees’ lives were worthless,” said another.
(Published April 2025)
“It was as if the detainees’ lives were worthless,” said another.
(Published April 2025)
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we live in a country where it's legit good news that the woman who's been in a gestapo prison for six weeks for writing an op-ed is being released on bail
May 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
we live in a country where it's legit good news that the woman who's been in a gestapo prison for six weeks for writing an op-ed is being released on bail
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Mr. Trump sir I voted for you twice and would have a third time if I had been able to expunge my felony conviction but your tariffs threaten the future of my antiwoke reggae project (the prison where they get the hair for our wigs is in Poland), please reconsider
April 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Mr. Trump sir I voted for you twice and would have a third time if I had been able to expunge my felony conviction but your tariffs threaten the future of my antiwoke reggae project (the prison where they get the hair for our wigs is in Poland), please reconsider
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pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans
April 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
pretty crazy watching the american president on live tv in the oval office planning the construction of concentration camps in a foreign country to house americans
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All I'm saying is when a film or television character is garbed and coiffed like Bukele was today, they're either Satan or his earthly emissary
April 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
All I'm saying is when a film or television character is garbed and coiffed like Bukele was today, they're either Satan or his earthly emissary