ohhhhhhh hell yeah its the fuckin solstice !!!!! fuck the equinox its #solstice the god damn #Solstice ‼️‼️

help

As much as it’s funny to see use the Twitter chat bots to take the piss out of musk due to him making it worse and worse do remember that the data center behind it is poisoning people and using the site and that stupid bot has real world physical harms.

there’s literally nothing better than sleeping. I don’t understand why we don’t all sleep a lot more.

It cost $0 to repost my mspaint art 🎨

put in terms Hugh can appreciate: Auburn shot seven over today

Take your panties off, babygirl, it’s disappointment time.

you tellin me a radio activated these shrimp

son: your dad jokes are stupid
me: they're not "technically" dad jokes
son: what do you mean?
maury: *clears throat*

Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.

I am my most ninja-like when my wife is still sleeping peacefully on weekend mornings, as I try to soundlessly slip out of the bedroom. While, on the rare occasions that I get to sleep in, she manages to leave the room with all the quiet grace of a 1970s Led Zeppelin hotel visit.

I don't like what I become when you start talking.

the sorting hat has gone haywire. it keeps announcing sexual orientation

They should have excursions where you can hunt poachers, like with a guide and everything