pauliehaych.bsky.social
@pauliehaych.bsky.social
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Incredible thread
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Telling the government my new home is going to be a data centre so they'll build it for me
January 13, 2026 at 8:02 AM
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Shay Given just called that Man United result 'a 9/11'.
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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This man has no bones
June 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm going to have to rethink my annual plan of staying in and watching Jools Holland next year.
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Always good to keep in mind that Guardian has a partnership with OpenAI.
Could AI relationships actually be good for us?
From companionship to psychotherapy, technology could meet unmet needs – but it needs to be handled responsibly
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Judges ain’t takin shit from Burkes
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Pedestrians should make themselves more visible on the footpath.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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I've seen all sorts of instructions for how to turn off copilot on windows 11, but as an fyi, you can go into "add and remove programs" and just uninstall it. surprisingly, they let you do that. Does that remove every stupid ai thing? No idea, but in theory copilot is gone
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Come pay your respects at the Shlug mural.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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If the gardai really are searching for Enoch Burke, I have a fairly good idea where they might catch him during school hours.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Oh sparkling star
Above yonder tree,
You think you're fucking better than me?
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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the thieves said "I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore.." and all the walls of the shop collapsed and they made their getaway
Two men have been arrested in connection with the theft of over €5,700 worth of perfume from Dublin Airport .

The arrest came as part of Operation Táirge, part of An Garda Síochána’s crime prevention and reduction strategy aimed at detecting and preventing organised retail crime.
jrnl.ie/6874651
Two men arrested after €5,700 worth of perfume stolen from Dublin Airport
The two men were arrested inside the terminal by gardaí attached to Dublin Airport.
jrnl.ie
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Hey you know else made jokes about getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney?
November 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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So it wasn't fireworks. It was a calculated and deliberate attempt at the mass murder of men, women and children.

www.thetimes.com/article/0887...
CCTV catches moment intruder torched asylum centre housing children
Gardai have rebranded attack in Drogheda as a potential attempted murder after camera footage was released
www.thetimes.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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If you're one of The Adults In The Room™ in Ireland you can be on a fat state pension in your 40's while arguing for welfare cuts, go bankrupt running a bookies, FF will still pay you to banjax their presidential run, and you'll still be invited on the airwaves to talk shite forever
archive.ph/Tjnk0
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
RTE news : Why do some people play their phones out loud on buses & trains?

Allowing headphone jacks to be removed from mobile phones was the worst thing humanity has ever done to itself

www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2...
Why do some people play their phones out loud on buses & trains?
New social norms and behaviour are behind the rise of headphone dodgers on public transport showing zero consideration for those around them
www.rte.ie
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM