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Sean
@phosarius.bsky.social
Girl Dad. Social Justice Death Knight. Eater of toast.

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Good fuck them clankers
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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let’s eat the tomb bread, let’s drink the gelatinized mummies, let’s slice up any mysterious antediluvian cheeses we find, let’s hatch the doom egg and make doom egg salad, let’s make an apocalyptic charcuterie board and feast
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
No more
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
All editions are 70% off on Steam, including Ultimate Edition for under $40, don't mind if I do 😊
Star Wars Outlaws (PS5) is $14.99 at Target buff.ly/NmRuMfC

PS5/XSX $19.99, Switch 2 KC $30 Amazon buff.ly/GujBQi2
Best Buy PS5/XSX $19.99 buff.ly/UBcXgdX #ad
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Sharing this to commemorate Dick Van Dyke’s centenary.
One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Guess Disney doesn't know about Rule 34?
BREAKING: Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI, and will allow its iconic characters to be on the company's Sora AI video generator.
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Midnight comes out in 3 months why the fuck am I seeing class/spec tier lists????
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Lmao what a fucking psycho. I would legit ask the dog for advice before chatgpt.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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It's got less spyware. It doesn't have a subscription. It has buttons. It generally works and if not is easier to repair. It's not as easy to get hacked. They don't get constant pop ups and ads.

They're fucking right too. Tech has just become rent seeking bloatware.
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
followed by realizing I can't get to my tools and wondering if I can just run headlong into the wall and knock myself unconscious instead
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Can't buy the DK mission table decor item because I need to recruit 20 minions apparently??? Even though I probably recruited thousands over the course of Legion??? #wow #housing
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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No Ceiling? How 'bout a real strong ceiling somewhere below $999,999,999.99?
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Heh I bet the McMansion across the street doesn't have a coat bath. NOT SO FANCY NOW, EH?
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Strong floor, no ceiling - Zillow listing for an open grave
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey Tim, eat shit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Hey Tim, AI games can fuck off
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Now get your organisation to melt down all that gold and use it to feed the poor you selfish piece of shit.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I am 100% a one-person-person and also shut the fuck up, old man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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drunkle: *real shitty political opinion*

me: so if an animorph touched a turkey and a centipede at the same time there’d be no fighting over the legs when we eat huh
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I think all wow mounts should fly, let chaos reign

Flying Brutosaurs
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Gonna be real funny when Fury Warriors rock up to fight Aman'thul in The Last Titan with Scythe of the Unmaker and Taeshalach and go "what, like killing Titans is hard?"
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM