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🏳️‍🌈 the least useful doctor on the airplane • she/her/comrade
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here we go (police incident report follows)
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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“The Robins deposited some groceries in a public square at the foot of a Christmas tree on Tuesday evening, adding that the rest would be distributed through community food banks.

“Don’t forget – the hunger justifies the means, Merry Christmas!”

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...
Santas and elves rob Montreal grocery store to ‘give food to the needy’
Group called Robins des Ruelles later said in statement stunt was intended to highlight cost of living crisis
www.theguardian.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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You are asking scholars to be polite while you blithely insert theft-based inaccuracy machines into products so that human learning is corrupted and their ability to discern how knowledge is created is destroyed.

So I feel like perhaps your scaling of importance on this is off.
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I cannot stress this enough—I FUCKIN LOVE how chubby the squirrels get at this time of year!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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he's not alone, this has also happened to me several times where I didnt apply for a job and then I didn't get the job
Another incredible case of white racial grievance about the academic job market.

He reveals at the end that he wouldn’t provide the necessary application materials!
December 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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You know if you're going through the desert on a horse with no name that's really on you you can name that fucker any time you want
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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"I didn’t have the courage to come out until I was 21, and that means 21 years of pain, 21 years of unwavering homesickness that only went away when I was able to get the care that I needed. And my biggest regret in life is that I never had a childhood without that pain.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Guys, victimhood culture is alpha now
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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sorry "brilyn" but ken klippenstein's brother did it better
December 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Everyone else go home — this is the year we secure ABOLISH ICE on a Chicago Snowplow

chicagoshovels.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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my thirst for thrifting is fueled solely by my desire to bring home a haunted artifact
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM