Analog Pickle
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Analog Pickle
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Just an Autistic geogeek with a whole lot of nothing to say.
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J.D. Vance was meant to be a guy you see for 3 seconds on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives as he goes "oh yeah, so good" with his dumb BBQ sauce-covered face. But instead he's the Vice President, explaining how you can be for a pure nation while having an Indian wife, because "one less wife for them"
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Look, the GOP has been the party for bad people who make everything worse for my entire adult life, but there has not previously been a simple and straightforward argument under conventional legal principles that several high ranking members of the administration are murderers.
Updated timeline with 3 more strikes, killing 8 more people 👇

Reminder: all of the strikes are extrajudicial killings that #Trump ordered and the military is carrying out.

They aren't war crimes (we're not at war), they are murder and crimes against humanity.

www.justsecurity.org/124002/timel...
Timeline of Boat Strikes and Related Actions
A timeline that chronicles major events in the Trump administration’s campaign of lethal strikes against suspected drug traffickers.
www.justsecurity.org
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Where is the “allegedly?”

Unless, of course, they’ve had the trial already or we’ve ridded ourselves of “innocent until proven guilty” while I was sleeping last night.
December 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Man, Aiyuk really took a turn for the worse.
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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conservatives used to mock anti-vaxxers as clueless libs but as soon as it became associated with the right it took over the party and became a mainstream threat to public health
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Some experts expressed disagreement about whether the President can fly by flapping his arms very fast
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I say this as someone whose entire job is finding the narrow use cases in which AI is actually useful:

All the fear about AI, all the reluctance to adopt it, is entirely legitimate, and a product of the fact that it's been foisted on the public with no consideration of its negative externalities.
I continue to have no sympathy left for whinging about how the public are rude about AI and feel threatened by it when the biggest players in the AI space have spent years very vocally and constantly *threatening the public*
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum

Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)

Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Affinity Partners, the private equity firm led by Jared Kushner, is part of Paramount's hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros Discovery.

Paramount is telling WBD shareholders that it has a smoother path to regulatory approval than does Netflix, and Kushner's involvement only strengthens that case
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Both were the husband
I hate when I fall asleep to one Dateline episode then wake up to a completely different one and have zero clue what is happening in either one 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Please, no. Airplanes already smell bad enough as it is.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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If you even own a confederate flag you are without doubt a gigantic piece of shit. Like you are objectively just a bad person and you should be shunned from society
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Embarrassed to have shared my Westword cover with him, even in the smallest manner.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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It’s genuinely unbelievable how much the average right winger’s conception of history is based on post-war American advertising of the mid 20th century
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Corrupt organization awards corrupt man a made up award. Film at eleven.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Eat the rich.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Having just spent the evening upgrading my Indiana Jones pinball Path of Adventure lights to LEDs, I can confidently say that no one should keep incandescent bulbs in the Path of Adventure. Ever.
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I named my fists Thatcher and Reagan because they're about to significantly reduce your quality of life.
I named my fists Moby and Dick because I am about to whale on you.
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM