Plan 9 from VA
@plan9fromva.bsky.social
Very civilian these days. 😎
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We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.
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to be fair i also would duck down immediately if i was caught redhanded on the big screen enjoying a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
to be fair i also would duck down immediately if i was caught redhanded on the big screen enjoying a coldplay concert
True
It's not a Sunday, unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm.
July 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
True
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Online Store: Great news!! Your package has shipped ❤️ Click here to track it 🥰
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Online Store: Great news!! Your package has shipped ❤️ Click here to track it 🥰
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
June 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
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Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue?
June 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Guess who has two thumbs and a permanent restraining order from the morgue?
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Uesama, a hyperrealistic head on legs, promotes Sof’ ice cream.
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Uesama, a hyperrealistic head on legs, promotes Sof’ ice cream.
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first thing you want to do as new Pope is let people know that you already had some days requested off from your old job and you’d like to keep them scheduled if possible through the transition
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
first thing you want to do as new Pope is let people know that you already had some days requested off from your old job and you’d like to keep them scheduled if possible through the transition
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Okay, here we go.
1. Lamb, meet pot
1. Lamb, meet pot
January 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Okay, here we go.
1. Lamb, meet pot
1. Lamb, meet pot
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fritos are probably the best chip that smell like dog feet
April 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
fritos are probably the best chip that smell like dog feet
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Am I perfect?
No.
But am I striving to be a better person everyday?
Also no.
No.
But am I striving to be a better person everyday?
Also no.
February 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Am I perfect?
No.
But am I striving to be a better person everyday?
Also no.
No.
But am I striving to be a better person everyday?
Also no.
It's not even 8:00 on a Monday morning, and I've already disappointed my toothbrush. It's going to be a long week.
February 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It's not even 8:00 on a Monday morning, and I've already disappointed my toothbrush. It's going to be a long week.
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Cheap band one guitar. Lol
January 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Cheap band one guitar. Lol
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Eating a spotless apple in a parking lot and thinking damn Joni they got us on the ropes
January 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Eating a spotless apple in a parking lot and thinking damn Joni they got us on the ropes
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Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit
January 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit
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Bad responses to "I love you":
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
January 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Bad responses to "I love you":
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
- And I appreciate you
- Finally it's time to show you the shrine I built around your hair and nail clippings
- You fool. You silly little fool
- Not you too
- Lol good luck with that
- I am not drunk enough for this
- Heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH YES. YESS YESSSSS!
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Happy New Year!
P.S. Here’s us last night below.
P.S. Here’s us last night below.
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy New Year!
P.S. Here’s us last night below.
P.S. Here’s us last night below.
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“I just made a diorama on reptiles”. Lol
January 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“I just made a diorama on reptiles”. Lol
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Me: You ever notice you're in a nightmare and struggle to fuckin wake up?
Date: Swearing isn't ladylike
Me: *fuckin struggles to wake up*
Date: Swearing isn't ladylike
Me: *fuckin struggles to wake up*
December 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Me: You ever notice you're in a nightmare and struggle to fuckin wake up?
Date: Swearing isn't ladylike
Me: *fuckin struggles to wake up*
Date: Swearing isn't ladylike
Me: *fuckin struggles to wake up*