@prodgermmath.bsky.social
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Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Elon Musk has died after a long battle with whatever his fucking problem is
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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that’s why we love you creeper you’re a real ass dude
December 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
that’s why we love you creeper you’re a real ass dude
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me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
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Merry Festive Tweet!
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Merry Festive Tweet!
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Finally trying out this game since it’s free today
What I love so far:
💬 Vast possibility space due to genius feat of design.
✒️ Writing is incredible!
What I don't like:
🙄 Do we really need another grimy detective story?
👨 I'm playing as a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.
What I love so far:
💬 Vast possibility space due to genius feat of design.
✒️ Writing is incredible!
What I don't like:
🙄 Do we really need another grimy detective story?
👨 I'm playing as a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Finally trying out this game since it’s free today
What I love so far:
💬 Vast possibility space due to genius feat of design.
✒️ Writing is incredible!
What I don't like:
🙄 Do we really need another grimy detective story?
👨 I'm playing as a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.
What I love so far:
💬 Vast possibility space due to genius feat of design.
✒️ Writing is incredible!
What I don't like:
🙄 Do we really need another grimy detective story?
👨 I'm playing as a generic middle aged white man again, urgh.
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[explaining bisexuality to a really stupid guy that is way too into the movie Blade] OK, so you know Blade’s whole deal right? Well-
December 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
[explaining bisexuality to a really stupid guy that is way too into the movie Blade] OK, so you know Blade’s whole deal right? Well-
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've heard this conversation a dozen times this month.
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Person 1: You notice how The Grinch is everywhere this year?
Person 2: Yeah, there must be another movie coming out.
There isn't. The last Grinch media was the NBC musical in 2020. No reason other than the oldest reason in marketing: sex sells
Merry Festive Tweet!
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Merry Festive Tweet!
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you there boy, what bullshit is this
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
you there boy, what bullshit is this
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
I have been informed that there is not, and never has been, a Stooge named Furlong. This means that if you only count Shemp and Furlong, there is only 1 Stooge in the Three Stooges, and that's how many hour there is to my Festive Tweet! Just One!
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have been informed that there is not, and never has been, a Stooge named Furlong. This means that if you only count Shemp and Furlong, there is only 1 Stooge in the Three Stooges, and that's how many hour there is to my Festive Tweet! Just One!
If you only count Shemp and Furlong, then there are Two Stooges in the Three Stooges, and that's fitting because Two is also the number of hours until my Festive Tweet!
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you only count Shemp and Furlong, then there are Two Stooges in the Three Stooges, and that's fitting because Two is also the number of hours until my Festive Tweet!
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the festive tweet is coming
December 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
the festive tweet is coming
Only 4 hours to my festive tweet! That's the same number as there are Stooges in the Three Stooges if you count one of the extra Stooges.
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Only 4 hours to my festive tweet! That's the same number as there are Stooges in the Three Stooges if you count one of the extra Stooges.
Only 6 hours to my Festive Tweet!
December 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Only 6 hours to my Festive Tweet!
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Prominent transphobe notices trend of family members cutting ties with prominent transphobes
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Prominent transphobe notices trend of family members cutting ties with prominent transphobes
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die
One! Only one! The same number of Charlie Chaplins as are in Charlie Chaplin! That's how many days to my Festive Tweet! Be ready!
December 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One! Only one! The same number of Charlie Chaplins as are in Charlie Chaplin! That's how many days to my Festive Tweet! Be ready!
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Even the ring? No way
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Even the ring? No way