ptarnation
@ptarnation.bsky.social
rarely capitalized. i repost a lot, often about dogs, psychiatry, psychedelics but critical of the hypefest, large event medical, good books, low-key knitting, privacy
look, if “people” don’t like you, you’re just going to be tortured, murdered, & dissolved 🤷🏻♀️
not great when he doesn’t have the social ability to recognize that he should make sounds about “what a tragedy“
but is concerned about embarrassing his guest
not great when he doesn’t have the social ability to recognize that he should make sounds about “what a tragedy“
but is concerned about embarrassing his guest
Reporter: Is it appropriate for your family to do business with Saudi Arabia while you’re president? The us intelligence concluded you orchestrated the murder of a journalist…
Trump: Who are you with?
Reporter: ABC News
Trump: Who are you with?
Reporter: ABC News
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
look, if “people” don’t like you, you’re just going to be tortured, murdered, & dissolved 🤷🏻♀️
not great when he doesn’t have the social ability to recognize that he should make sounds about “what a tragedy“
but is concerned about embarrassing his guest
not great when he doesn’t have the social ability to recognize that he should make sounds about “what a tragedy“
but is concerned about embarrassing his guest
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kohl's cash, actually
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 PM
kohl's cash, actually
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Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last Thanksgiving, two Dallas Police officers knocked on my door, citing a tip from the FBI national threat operations center that I was beating my girlfriend. The incident report confirms this. Today, I obtained a file from the FBI via FOIA that states the FBI has no record of receiving such a tip.
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💥 Russia: Apocalyptic natural gas pipeline explosion on the outskirts of the city of Omsk in Siberia - 1.1 million population.
70 miles away from the Kazakhstan border.
70 miles away from the Kazakhstan border.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 AM
💥 Russia: Apocalyptic natural gas pipeline explosion on the outskirts of the city of Omsk in Siberia - 1.1 million population.
70 miles away from the Kazakhstan border.
70 miles away from the Kazakhstan border.
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For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.
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It could already be illegal under state statute.
There's a law on the books to bar state and municipal governments from assisting the federal government in denying Alaskans due process.
AS 44.99.040
law.justia.com/codes/alaska...
There's a law on the books to bar state and municipal governments from assisting the federal government in denying Alaskans due process.
AS 44.99.040
law.justia.com/codes/alaska...
2024 Alaska Statutes :: Title 44. State Government :: Chapter 99. Miscellaneous Provisions and Policies :: Article 1. Miscellaneous Provisions. :: Sec. 44.99.040. Limitation on use of assets
Alaska Stat. § 44.99.040 - Limitation on use of assets from 2024 Alaska Statutes
law.justia.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It could already be illegal under state statute.
There's a law on the books to bar state and municipal governments from assisting the federal government in denying Alaskans due process.
AS 44.99.040
law.justia.com/codes/alaska...
There's a law on the books to bar state and municipal governments from assisting the federal government in denying Alaskans due process.
AS 44.99.040
law.justia.com/codes/alaska...
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anyway you can’t tell young women their only power is in sex, and then expect them never to use it
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
anyway you can’t tell young women their only power is in sex, and then expect them never to use it
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it takes an incredible amount of work to overcome your upbringing, i just saw yelling and screaming as a thing big men do, and you know what, it isn’t.
my ipad wouldn’t charge and i was about to tomahawk it into the stratosphere and then my zen brain took over and said my guy just turn it off and on again and it worked
i’m such a product of angry abusive guys that i have to calm down and say work the problem dude, take a breath
i’m such a product of angry abusive guys that i have to calm down and say work the problem dude, take a breath
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
it takes an incredible amount of work to overcome your upbringing, i just saw yelling and screaming as a thing big men do, and you know what, it isn’t.
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the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric ex-South Carolina governors who frequent the Appalachian trail
the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric Kennedys with worms-that-aren't-really-worms for brains
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the dating pool for 30-something straight women is so bleak that some are willing to settle for geriatric ex-South Carolina governors who frequent the Appalachian trail
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Fairview Park will always have a place in my heart as the place I learned to bird!
It’s also the home of the largest collection of vernal pools
These ephemeral pools revive endangered fairy shrimp that emerge to life as the rain pools
I love the subtle green glow of new plants hours after rain 📷🌿
It’s also the home of the largest collection of vernal pools
These ephemeral pools revive endangered fairy shrimp that emerge to life as the rain pools
I love the subtle green glow of new plants hours after rain 📷🌿
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fairview Park will always have a place in my heart as the place I learned to bird!
It’s also the home of the largest collection of vernal pools
These ephemeral pools revive endangered fairy shrimp that emerge to life as the rain pools
I love the subtle green glow of new plants hours after rain 📷🌿
It’s also the home of the largest collection of vernal pools
These ephemeral pools revive endangered fairy shrimp that emerge to life as the rain pools
I love the subtle green glow of new plants hours after rain 📷🌿
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Seriously - if any of your social media companies informs you that stuff from your accounts has been turned over in compliance with a federal grand jury subpoena, SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY and stay shut up until you consult an attorney. Who will also tell you to stfu, but professionally.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Seriously - if any of your social media companies informs you that stuff from your accounts has been turned over in compliance with a federal grand jury subpoena, SHUT THE FUCK UP IMMEDIATELY and stay shut up until you consult an attorney. Who will also tell you to stfu, but professionally.
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'I'm Ryan Lizza, I left Politico after I accidentally ended up in a throuple with the sociopathic 71-year old nepobaby who now leads a government crusade to put the lead back in paint. My fiance fell for him in the back of a van he exclusively uses to pick up exotic roadkill. Welcome to my blog.'
April 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
'I'm Ryan Lizza, I left Politico after I accidentally ended up in a throuple with the sociopathic 71-year old nepobaby who now leads a government crusade to put the lead back in paint. My fiance fell for him in the back of a van he exclusively uses to pick up exotic roadkill. Welcome to my blog.'
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Ah, his social filter's starting to break down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ah, his social filter's starting to break down.
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ACARS Message From: N322FR / F92018
Message: HOLDING. WE WERE DOWN TO 8 MINS OF HOLD GAS AND THE STORM WAS ROCKING STL. WIND SHEAR OF +- 30
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N322FR
Area: St. Louis, MO, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N322FR #F92018
Message: HOLDING. WE WERE DOWN TO 8 MINS OF HOLD GAS AND THE STORM WAS ROCKING STL. WIND SHEAR OF +- 30
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N322FR
Area: St. Louis, MO, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N322FR #F92018
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ACARS Message From: N322FR / F92018
Message: HOLDING. WE WERE DOWN TO 8 MINS OF HOLD GAS AND THE STORM WAS ROCKING STL. WIND SHEAR OF +- 30
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N322FR
Area: St. Louis, MO, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N322FR #F92018
Message: HOLDING. WE WERE DOWN TO 8 MINS OF HOLD GAS AND THE STORM WAS ROCKING STL. WIND SHEAR OF +- 30
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N322FR
Area: St. Louis, MO, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N322FR #F92018
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I hate that “I wish the head of the New York Times had the same self-awareness as a crackhead failson” is a factually true sentence.
The thing about Hunter's benders is that he didn't want to invite elites to them because he was, on some level, ashamed of his own behavior in a way none of the elites ever were.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I hate that “I wish the head of the New York Times had the same self-awareness as a crackhead failson” is a factually true sentence.
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i love that this tweet is still up
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i love that this tweet is still up
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I just realized the thing that set back social democracy in America a hundred years was Hunter Biden not inviting media elites on his cocaine benders and sharing his hookers and I will spend the next 48 hours staring at the wall.
wrong Biden imo
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just realized the thing that set back social democracy in America a hundred years was Hunter Biden not inviting media elites on his cocaine benders and sharing his hookers and I will spend the next 48 hours staring at the wall.
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Before my outrage level goes through the roof, I’ve never heard of this paper. Is it real and reputable?
If this is accurate, the religious liberty/Free Exercise implications are ENORMOUS.
Outside of the evilness.
Outside of the evilness.
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Before my outrage level goes through the roof, I’ve never heard of this paper. Is it real and reputable?
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
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revenge is a dish best served on a bamboo plate, made from the bamboo choking my garden and also my life,
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
revenge is a dish best served on a bamboo plate, made from the bamboo choking my garden and also my life,
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Reading the subhead on this one and nodding so hard that I give myself whiplash
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reading the subhead on this one and nodding so hard that I give myself whiplash
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Meditating on Olivia Nuzzi’s Weiner internship
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Meditating on Olivia Nuzzi’s Weiner internship
i don’t think you can realistically use a filter on your phone cam to do ir photography through gaiters, but you can certainly make people who wear gaiters to work anxious about it
maybe even post a few pictures here & there
maybe even post a few pictures here & there
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i don’t think you can realistically use a filter on your phone cam to do ir photography through gaiters, but you can certainly make people who wear gaiters to work anxious about it
maybe even post a few pictures here & there
maybe even post a few pictures here & there