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@punished-muffin.bsky.social
Despite Gods best efforts, I remain. From the river to the sea 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Pinned
“That gnome is gonna ruin the marinara”
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This is some straight-up monarchy shit. Naming buildings after himself while he's alive, making his birthday a national holiday....
The Trump administration has removed MLK Day and Juneteenth as holidays that include free entrance to national parks, adding the president’s birthday instead
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is some straight-up monarchy shit. Naming buildings after himself while he's alive, making his birthday a national holiday....
Accidentally got my fiancée into One Piece
WE STAY WINNING!!!
WE STAY WINNING!!!
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Accidentally got my fiancée into One Piece
WE STAY WINNING!!!
WE STAY WINNING!!!
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Posted a Harry Potter ad but after some feedback I took it down. I definitely don’t want to promote that brand in any capacity because of how awful JK Rowling is. Thanks for the advice!
Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️⚧️
Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️⚧️
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Posted a Harry Potter ad but after some feedback I took it down. I definitely don’t want to promote that brand in any capacity because of how awful JK Rowling is. Thanks for the advice!
Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️⚧️
Trans rights are human rights! 🏳️⚧️
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it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
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Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it
Jordan Peele and Sam Raimi are teaming up to direct a feature-length adaptation of one of my favorite horror shorts, Portrait of God
I’m actually screaming
I’m actually screaming
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Jordan Peele and Sam Raimi are teaming up to direct a feature-length adaptation of one of my favorite horror shorts, Portrait of God
I’m actually screaming
I’m actually screaming
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
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Personally, I think it's a bad thing when people in the government post AI images without disclosing that they're AI.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Personally, I think it's a bad thing when people in the government post AI images without disclosing that they're AI.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
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ICE is kidnapping people on Thanksgiving.
If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.
If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ICE is kidnapping people on Thanksgiving.
If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.
If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.
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JD Vance loves nothing more than telling insane lies about this nation’s history
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
JD Vance loves nothing more than telling insane lies about this nation’s history
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Fair
Fair
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Fair
Fair
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this is such a perfect example of conservatism
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
this is such a perfect example of conservatism
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
we’re raising prices on this thing that should be free but “they” will be paying more than “you” so show some gratitude you worms
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This was happening under Obama the Deporter-in-Chief. And because we didn't stop it then, the problem has gotten worse
I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court.
That’s not due process.
That’s not due process.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
This was happening under Obama the Deporter-in-Chief. And because we didn't stop it then, the problem has gotten worse
PART TWO I AM A GOD
(These actually went well no breakdown needed)
(These actually went well no breakdown needed)
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
PART TWO I AM A GOD
(These actually went well no breakdown needed)
(These actually went well no breakdown needed)
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Viktor Orban is currently having a coronary.
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Viktor Orban is currently having a coronary.
IM INSANE IM CRACKED THIS COOKING SHIT EASY
(It didnt set as quickly as I wanted and I almost cried)
IM THE FUCKING BEST
(It didnt set as quickly as I wanted and I almost cried)
IM THE FUCKING BEST
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
IM INSANE IM CRACKED THIS COOKING SHIT EASY
(It didnt set as quickly as I wanted and I almost cried)
IM THE FUCKING BEST
(It didnt set as quickly as I wanted and I almost cried)
IM THE FUCKING BEST
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God there's going to be an Amazon order for like 500 shredders isn't there lol
Reminder:
SDNY "was running an active investigation into Jeffrey Epstein[’s] ... coconspirators. In January [2025], SDNY prosecutors were ordered to transfer the Epstein case files to DOJ headquarters in Washington, D.C. ... the investigation into co-conspirators has inexplicably ceased."
SDNY "was running an active investigation into Jeffrey Epstein[’s] ... coconspirators. In January [2025], SDNY prosecutors were ordered to transfer the Epstein case files to DOJ headquarters in Washington, D.C. ... the investigation into co-conspirators has inexplicably ceased."
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
God there's going to be an Amazon order for like 500 shredders isn't there lol
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FORTUNE says Musk’s Boring Co. (currently drilling a Teslas hole in NASHVILLE) got penalties for Chemical burns of firefighters… then pressured NEVADA officials to drop them🤔
But @GovBillLee @JasonMumpower say they care about safety? “A cowboy culture”? archive.ph/2025.11.15-1...
But @GovBillLee @JasonMumpower say they care about safety? “A cowboy culture”? archive.ph/2025.11.15-1...
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
FORTUNE says Musk’s Boring Co. (currently drilling a Teslas hole in NASHVILLE) got penalties for Chemical burns of firefighters… then pressured NEVADA officials to drop them🤔
But @GovBillLee @JasonMumpower say they care about safety? “A cowboy culture”? archive.ph/2025.11.15-1...
But @GovBillLee @JasonMumpower say they care about safety? “A cowboy culture”? archive.ph/2025.11.15-1...
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Sick to my stomach that the President being mixed up with a horrifying global network of pedophiles is considered a 'voter issue' and not something the whole world needs to know about and people need to be prosecuted for.
Only reason anyone would want people to ignore Epstein is if you're involved
Only reason anyone would want people to ignore Epstein is if you're involved
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sick to my stomach that the President being mixed up with a horrifying global network of pedophiles is considered a 'voter issue' and not something the whole world needs to know about and people need to be prosecuted for.
Only reason anyone would want people to ignore Epstein is if you're involved
Only reason anyone would want people to ignore Epstein is if you're involved
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If the pope keeps doing nice stuff and treating people with dignity the Catholic Church is going to alienate all of the weird adult converts and the evangelicals who joined on accident
The Vatican has returned 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada.
Pope returns 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada as part of reckoning with colonial past
The Vatican has returned 62 artifacts to Indigenous peoples from Canada. This move is part of the Catholic Church’s effort to address its role in suppressing Indigenous culture in the Americas.
bit.ly
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If the pope keeps doing nice stuff and treating people with dignity the Catholic Church is going to alienate all of the weird adult converts and the evangelicals who joined on accident
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
ICE vs the clergy
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this is significantly fewer than the average number of americans who die each month, and administrative updates take to work through the system, absent substantially more context, this is meaningless
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
this is significantly fewer than the average number of americans who die each month, and administrative updates take to work through the system, absent substantially more context, this is meaningless
Holy f uck a year from today I’ll be getting mawwied :3
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Holy f uck a year from today I’ll be getting mawwied :3
I’m caught up on reading One Piece and now I kinda feel empty
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m caught up on reading One Piece and now I kinda feel empty
Oh it’s abysmal
Oof
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh it’s abysmal