Chrissy
@punkrockandcats.bsky.social
she/her
Probably farther left than you.
@happyflavored on StoryGraph
Probably farther left than you.
@happyflavored on StoryGraph
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How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
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The Trump supporter who now runs CBS news cut the portion of the interview where Trump said he loved her. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Trump supporter who now runs CBS news cut the portion of the interview where Trump said he loved her. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.
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The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The internet used to scream at us when we connected, and we didn't take the hint
@thedollop.bsky.social Idk what was wrong with Minneapolis tonight, but the 2 North Dakotans who drove 6 hours to see y’all had a great time. 🤘🏻
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@thedollop.bsky.social Idk what was wrong with Minneapolis tonight, but the 2 North Dakotans who drove 6 hours to see y’all had a great time. 🤘🏻
Ten years ago today, I tried to kill myself. Today, I am celebrating my 35th birthday and while the world is objectively a worse and scarier place than it was ten years ago, I have so much more joy in my life than I ever imagined was possible. 🥰
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ten years ago today, I tried to kill myself. Today, I am celebrating my 35th birthday and while the world is objectively a worse and scarier place than it was ten years ago, I have so much more joy in my life than I ever imagined was possible. 🥰
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If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
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Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Nevir shal Ich give thee up
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
Nevir shal Ich let thee doun
Nevir shal Ich runne arounde
and go from thee
Nevir shal Ich make thee to crye
Nevir shal Ich 'farewell' sigh
Nevir speke falsehood
And cause thee sorrowe
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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hey I've been thinking a lot about it and what if like a whole bunch of us tried all doing this at the same time, with enough of us doing this it's gotta work
have you tried this strategy yet:
getting really sad and stressed about it
getting really sad and stressed about it
September 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
hey I've been thinking a lot about it and what if like a whole bunch of us tried all doing this at the same time, with enough of us doing this it's gotta work
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September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Statement from the Writers Guild of America, West
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Statement from the Writers Guild of America, West
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I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice
I would like to file several complaints
I would like to file several complaints
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice
I would like to file several complaints
I would like to file several complaints
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From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards."
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
September 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards."
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
@gregproops.bsky.social Thank you for a fantastic show tonight! Comedy is seriously important in times like these and what y’all do matters.
September 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
@gregproops.bsky.social Thank you for a fantastic show tonight! Comedy is seriously important in times like these and what y’all do matters.
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I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
August 1, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds
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When I was on Silicon Valley, we didn’t think robot nazis would be here until at least 2030.
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When I was on Silicon Valley, we didn’t think robot nazis would be here until at least 2030.
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I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
So all the respect in the world to The Boss and everything, but if you ever find yourself saying the words “hey little girl, is your daddy home?” you should definitely leave immediately.
May 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So all the respect in the world to The Boss and everything, but if you ever find yourself saying the words “hey little girl, is your daddy home?” you should definitely leave immediately.
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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conservatives are gathered today on Good Friday to celebrate that special day, 2000 years ago, when the state legally executed a leftist
April 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
conservatives are gathered today on Good Friday to celebrate that special day, 2000 years ago, when the state legally executed a leftist
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Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
What is the appropriate reaction to someone emailing you a QR code and telling you to scan it?
I’m hoping it’s rage….
I’m hoping it’s rage….
April 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What is the appropriate reaction to someone emailing you a QR code and telling you to scan it?
I’m hoping it’s rage….
I’m hoping it’s rage….