Rach
rachbloom.bsky.social
Rach
@rachbloom.bsky.social
Sorry, I won’t be available this morning. My cat is holding hands with me and using our clasped hands as a pillow
March 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Inside you are two lions. One is dissociating and the other is freaking the hell out
March 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My partner wants this hatchet that’s hard to get. I signed up to be alerted when it’s available. I’m usually an “unsubscribe” gal but I want to surprise him.

The company texts me 10x a day. It’s never about the hatchet. I’m starting to feel like they’re toying w me. Maybe the hatchet doesn’t exist
March 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Rewatching D&D, and: Jarnathan
March 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
We had to drug Theodore to take him to the vet today and in his altered state he’s finally allowing me to Baby Bjorn him
February 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I will simply have to find something else to wear
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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bouncing on it in a way that honors the elders
February 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I miss a time I barely remember, that may not have existed, when some things were chill
February 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I’ve always known in my heart that if I had lived in Nazi Germany, I would’ve fought Hitler tooth and nail. But what’s happening here is pretty different and I’ve got bills to pay so…
February 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What unimaginable horrors have been known by the teens in this elevator decor
January 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
UMMM

Flew into Miami today to get engaged this weekend.

I pressed play on Miami by Will Smith the second my partner walked in the door after work last night, signaling the start of our vacation. And he said — the man I’m going to agree to MARRY said —

“?????? Haha what? is this pitbull???????”
January 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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No I said I'm depressed. But deep rest sounds great, I would love that.
January 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Important announcement:

This cat works at Lowe’s and I got to pet him

I repeat, this CAT WORKS AT LOWE’S and I GOT TO PET HIM
January 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
🍤🍤
January 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.
January 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Here’s something pleasant to think about:

Sunset time today was already ten minutes later than it was on Dec 21.

And ten days from now, it will be eight minutes later than it was today!
January 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It shouldn’t have to be the casino’s OR the bartender’s responsibility to babysit your adult ass
There are truly so few safety nets built in for gamblers.

A bar will be like “you’ve had enough to drink, go home.”

A casino will be like “I bet red is going to hit next.”
December 29, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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Actually, Frankincense was the name of the doctor who created it. You're thinking of Frankincense's monster.
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM