The company texts me 10x a day. It’s never about the hatchet. I’m starting to feel like they’re toying w me. Maybe the hatchet doesn’t exist
The company texts me 10x a day. It’s never about the hatchet. I’m starting to feel like they’re toying w me. Maybe the hatchet doesn’t exist
Flew into Miami today to get engaged this weekend.
I pressed play on Miami by Will Smith the second my partner walked in the door after work last night, signaling the start of our vacation. And he said — the man I’m going to agree to MARRY said —
“?????? Haha what? is this pitbull???????”
Flew into Miami today to get engaged this weekend.
I pressed play on Miami by Will Smith the second my partner walked in the door after work last night, signaling the start of our vacation. And he said — the man I’m going to agree to MARRY said —
“?????? Haha what? is this pitbull???????”
This cat works at Lowe’s and I got to pet him
I repeat, this CAT WORKS AT LOWE’S and I GOT TO PET HIM
This cat works at Lowe’s and I got to pet him
I repeat, this CAT WORKS AT LOWE’S and I GOT TO PET HIM
Sunset time today was already ten minutes later than it was on Dec 21.
And ten days from now, it will be eight minutes later than it was today!
Sunset time today was already ten minutes later than it was on Dec 21.
And ten days from now, it will be eight minutes later than it was today!
A bar will be like “you’ve had enough to drink, go home.”
A casino will be like “I bet red is going to hit next.”