Dylan🌹🏳️🌈
@replicasex.bsky.social
Friend, the fables delight me.
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The back of my head throughout today
January 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The back of my head throughout today
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gonna tell my kids they were The Other Two
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
gonna tell my kids they were The Other Two
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
December 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
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I wrote about the narrative importance of the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry, how this reflects the magic of romance novel storytelling, and how the plot is fuelled by a genuinely bleak view of homophobia in hockey culture.
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
On Heated Rivalry, Sex Scenes Do the Talking
The hockey romance series offers a clear counterargument to complaints about gratuitous sex scenes on screen
www.tvguide.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I wrote about the narrative importance of the sex scenes in Heated Rivalry, how this reflects the magic of romance novel storytelling, and how the plot is fuelled by a genuinely bleak view of homophobia in hockey culture.
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
(Spoilers for ep 4!)
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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Heated Rivalry is yet another one for streaming's consistent habit of "our super expensive original productions land with a big wet thud while our pickups of supposedly weirdo or niche foreign imports hit like gangbusters."
December 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Heated Rivalry is yet another one for streaming's consistent habit of "our super expensive original productions land with a big wet thud while our pickups of supposedly weirdo or niche foreign imports hit like gangbusters."
Huh, I wonder if I've ever seen frotting depicted in a show before.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Huh, I wonder if I've ever seen frotting depicted in a show before.
Oh God they are teasing the mpreg girlies.
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Oh God they are teasing the mpreg girlies.
That's what three sex scenes before the title drop lmao.
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
That's what three sex scenes before the title drop lmao.
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nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
nobody ever describes it this way but Dr. Pepper is like if Coca-Cola decided to be a faggot
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RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just learning about the united states democratic party
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Boys want one thing and it’s a federal unicameral parliamentary system with a proportional electoral system
November 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Boys want one thing and it’s a federal unicameral parliamentary system with a proportional electoral system
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"just throw on youtube videos in the background" they said "it'll stress you out less than the news" well i'm still stressed about the news and now i have a parasocial crush on a weird little guy who talks about video game topography
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"just throw on youtube videos in the background" they said "it'll stress you out less than the news" well i'm still stressed about the news and now i have a parasocial crush on a weird little guy who talks about video game topography
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who called it "navigating societal expectations of masculinity and race with respect to sexual acts and personal desire" and not "cumpartmentalization"
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
who called it "navigating societal expectations of masculinity and race with respect to sexual acts and personal desire" and not "cumpartmentalization"
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
February 10, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Jar Jar: Meesa no knowing what dat is mister Jedi
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite
Qui-Gon: Why don’t you have a taste, Jar Jar? It’s quite safe. But you mustn’t bite