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Reverend Spicy
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✨🌈logistical nightmare🌈✨
(they/them)
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Me, flirting: hey wanna come over and play The Lion King for the Super Nintendo and eat multiple ice cream sandwiches?
I still haven’t figured it out.
Omg why is going to bed so hard? It’s literally so comfy in there.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Money saving tip: forget to renew your car insurance
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Why the called mushrooms they aren’t just complete mush!!
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Damn girl are you cheese curds? Cause you make a squeaky noise when I bite you.
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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ICE won’t hire you if you can find the clitoris
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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Hi Team,
I'm going to circle back to our earlier conversation. Why exactly am I glad you didn’t say banana? Let’s touch base regarding the banana situation as soon as you have the bandwidth. I want to make sure I have all the context before we move forward with the next steps.

Best regards,
JMM
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is my foreplay.
January 8, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I bet it feels good to puke up a hairball. Just heave up a giant slimy wad of hair from your guts. Thank god that’s outta there.
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I’m depressed lmao
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Cause of death: I was brushing my teeth and suddenly realized that all the liquid in my mouth was my own saliva.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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lou bega, learning about mormonism: whoa
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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this is about me
you’re a sicko
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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THEM: cute hamster, what’s his name

ME: bill

THEM: my dads name is william

ME [visibly upset]: it’s billiam
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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me when I hear anyone refer to a generative AI image as "art"
August 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It’s dangerous to go alone… take this
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The reality of being white
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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honey, pass me my posting jorts, i’m ready to log on again.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This ain’t my first rodeo, bucko. That’s because I wouldn’t take part in any rodeo, I’m not stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I wish I could schedule my skeets so that it looks like I have thoughts throughout the day instead of just all at once in a 8 minute period.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sure glad my plans got cancelled so I could get that extra couple hours of screen time in
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Donald Trump looks like he was AI generated in 2019.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I live life on the edge
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The temperature outside feels very Monday
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM