Reverend Spicy
@reverendspicy.bsky.social
✨🌈logistical nightmare🌈✨
(they/them)
(they/them)
Pinned
Me, flirting: hey wanna come over and play The Lion King for the Super Nintendo and eat multiple ice cream sandwiches?
I still haven’t figured it out.
Omg why is going to bed so hard? It’s literally so comfy in there.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I still haven’t figured it out.
Money saving tip: forget to renew your car insurance
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Money saving tip: forget to renew your car insurance
Why the called mushrooms they aren’t just complete mush!!
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Why the called mushrooms they aren’t just complete mush!!
Damn girl are you cheese curds? Cause you make a squeaky noise when I bite you.
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Damn girl are you cheese curds? Cause you make a squeaky noise when I bite you.
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ICE won’t hire you if you can find the clitoris
January 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
ICE won’t hire you if you can find the clitoris
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Hi Team,
I'm going to circle back to our earlier conversation. Why exactly am I glad you didn’t say banana? Let’s touch base regarding the banana situation as soon as you have the bandwidth. I want to make sure I have all the context before we move forward with the next steps.
Best regards,
JMM
I'm going to circle back to our earlier conversation. Why exactly am I glad you didn’t say banana? Let’s touch base regarding the banana situation as soon as you have the bandwidth. I want to make sure I have all the context before we move forward with the next steps.
Best regards,
JMM
January 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Hi Team,
I'm going to circle back to our earlier conversation. Why exactly am I glad you didn’t say banana? Let’s touch base regarding the banana situation as soon as you have the bandwidth. I want to make sure I have all the context before we move forward with the next steps.
Best regards,
JMM
I'm going to circle back to our earlier conversation. Why exactly am I glad you didn’t say banana? Let’s touch base regarding the banana situation as soon as you have the bandwidth. I want to make sure I have all the context before we move forward with the next steps.
Best regards,
JMM
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I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
December 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.
This is my foreplay.
January 8, 2026 at 6:49 AM
This is my foreplay.
I bet it feels good to puke up a hairball. Just heave up a giant slimy wad of hair from your guts. Thank god that’s outta there.
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I bet it feels good to puke up a hairball. Just heave up a giant slimy wad of hair from your guts. Thank god that’s outta there.
I’m depressed lmao
January 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I’m depressed lmao
Cause of death: I was brushing my teeth and suddenly realized that all the liquid in my mouth was my own saliva.
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Cause of death: I was brushing my teeth and suddenly realized that all the liquid in my mouth was my own saliva.
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lou bega, learning about mormonism: whoa
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
lou bega, learning about mormonism: whoa
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this is about me
you’re a sicko
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
this is about me
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THEM: cute hamster, what’s his name
ME: bill
THEM: my dads name is william
ME [visibly upset]: it’s billiam
ME: bill
THEM: my dads name is william
ME [visibly upset]: it’s billiam
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
THEM: cute hamster, what’s his name
ME: bill
THEM: my dads name is william
ME [visibly upset]: it’s billiam
ME: bill
THEM: my dads name is william
ME [visibly upset]: it’s billiam
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me when I hear anyone refer to a generative AI image as "art"
August 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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It’s dangerous to go alone… take this
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It’s dangerous to go alone… take this
The reality of being white
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The reality of being white
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honey, pass me my posting jorts, i’m ready to log on again.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
honey, pass me my posting jorts, i’m ready to log on again.
This ain’t my first rodeo, bucko. That’s because I wouldn’t take part in any rodeo, I’m not stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This ain’t my first rodeo, bucko. That’s because I wouldn’t take part in any rodeo, I’m not stupid.
I wish I could schedule my skeets so that it looks like I have thoughts throughout the day instead of just all at once in a 8 minute period.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish I could schedule my skeets so that it looks like I have thoughts throughout the day instead of just all at once in a 8 minute period.
Sure glad my plans got cancelled so I could get that extra couple hours of screen time in
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sure glad my plans got cancelled so I could get that extra couple hours of screen time in
Donald Trump looks like he was AI generated in 2019.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Donald Trump looks like he was AI generated in 2019.
I live life on the edge
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I live life on the edge
The temperature outside feels very Monday
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The temperature outside feels very Monday
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What a time to be alive (derogatory)