Rich
richfiend.bsky.social
Rich
@richfiend.bsky.social
Nothing of interest. Living feral.
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Man shall not live by bread alone, but I remain optimistic about women and trifle
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I didn’t go to get my haircut at the same time that Danny Dyer was advertised as being there
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Not thinking up something new when I already have this from five months ago.
Dune 3: Dune not disturb
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Grate two cloves of garlic

Lord Jesus didn’t die on the cross for me to grate garlic
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When I was around 3-4, my parents bought a vic 20. My path was set
Back home, and found my Christmas present from when i was about 10:

The Cambridge Encyclopedia.

It will surprise none of my followers to learn this book is my origin story.
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I, and I suspect this applies to a lot of people, had the idea for the sims at least 10 years before it released. I didn’t have the capacity, or intention to do anything with it. Just a dream inspired by games played and what the evolution of them could be. Per the quote, the work is everything.
In art, ideas are next to nothing and the work is everything. Anyone who has held onto an idea for years only to see another artist implement it, knows this.

Slop Merchants have tricked themselves into believing the idea is everything and the work is nothing. That’s how you know it’s not art.
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Your TL has been blessed by the triangular Tinkerbell of winter.

RT for 7 winters good luck.
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Just seen that you can get from Stratford to Bond Street in 15 minutes in the Elizabeth line and my brain is treating this as if I’ve just seen a flying car.
December 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Satire is dead etc

bsky.app/profile/park...
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Friends fear he’s back on his bullshit again.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I would happily place a bet on what colour, the majority of the dataset used as the basis for this was.
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.

The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I have been in the audience’s of both Motormouth and Gamesmaster
I was on songs of praise
I’m qualified to be on I’m A Celeb as I was once in the audience of Goldenballs and I was also on Playdays in the late 80s.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
@garius.bsky.social have you looked at the gold mechanic in EU5? Playing Hungary and in game rec is to build jewellery to reduce supply and increase price. Jewellery is currently cheaper than base gold price though. Should I be minting more and risk inflation?
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Even the youth are against me
You may have missed this gem yesterday. From which we learn that:

1. Betting shops are really good for the mental health of isolated people.
2. Most drug-takers are not a problem.
3. Kids put tuppence in slot machines in the hope of getting rich.
4. Farage probably has a gambling industry donor.
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
0181 811 8181
if you see this, post your favourite credit card number
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
@traceyno.bsky.social I don’t like the new Bluesky logo. It insists upon itself.
October 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Turned on GTA V for the first time in years and I’m dressed like this while owning a nightclub.
October 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Lots of things but picking one at random. The saga of Lloyd Hardy
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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This guy needs to be put in team with Danny Kruger.
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Friends fear he’s being a running wanker again
October 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
They got the hot and crazy numbers the wrong way round
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM