@rissaolfs.bsky.social
Ya'll....i can't sleep because I'm too excited to both watch my kids open their presents AND open the presents i got myself. 😂#merrychristmas
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Ya'll....i can't sleep because I'm too excited to both watch my kids open their presents AND open the presents i got myself. 😂#merrychristmas
This controller was why I went xbox and not ps back in the day. 😍
Unexpected delivery today, accidental Christmas present to myself
December 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This controller was why I went xbox and not ps back in the day. 😍
😌😌
i’m home! home is where your bong is.
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
😌😌
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Shoutout to everyone who is scrambling to put the thing together
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Shoutout to everyone who is scrambling to put the thing together
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
Very meaningful eye contact to those who just realized they don't have and can't get the right batteries
Strength to those who are putting together a thing with so. many. stickers.
You're making magic happen, and I love you for it
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In a just universe Odysseus would be played by Jason Statham
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
In a just universe Odysseus would be played by Jason Statham
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, stumbled out of his TARDIS and collapsed after forced regeneration, and was taken with a TARDIS to a UNIT facility whilst unconscious.
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, stumbled out of his TARDIS and collapsed after forced regeneration, and was taken with a TARDIS to a UNIT facility whilst unconscious.
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8:30: leave for work
8:32:
8:32:
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
8:30: leave for work
8:32:
8:32:
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All I want for Christmas is the headline.
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
All I want for Christmas is the headline.
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If someone used LLMs or generative AI in ANY PART of their creative process, then I have zero respect for them as fellow "creators"--and, frankly, as human beings.
And if YOU did it, person who is reading these words? I hope you feel shame.
And if YOU did it, person who is reading these words? I hope you feel shame.
December 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If someone used LLMs or generative AI in ANY PART of their creative process, then I have zero respect for them as fellow "creators"--and, frankly, as human beings.
And if YOU did it, person who is reading these words? I hope you feel shame.
And if YOU did it, person who is reading these words? I hope you feel shame.
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We are spending $1 trillion every year on the military. That's more than the next NINE nations combined.
Meanwhile, millions lack health care & we have the highest childhood and senior poverty rate of almost any major country.
Congress needs to get its priorities straight.
Meanwhile, millions lack health care & we have the highest childhood and senior poverty rate of almost any major country.
Congress needs to get its priorities straight.
December 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We are spending $1 trillion every year on the military. That's more than the next NINE nations combined.
Meanwhile, millions lack health care & we have the highest childhood and senior poverty rate of almost any major country.
Congress needs to get its priorities straight.
Meanwhile, millions lack health care & we have the highest childhood and senior poverty rate of almost any major country.
Congress needs to get its priorities straight.
Me, making a bagel for breakfast.
My shirt, watching me slather butter on with abandon:
My shirt, watching me slather butter on with abandon:
a cartoon character sits on a bus with an emergency exit sign behind him
ALT: a cartoon character sits on a bus with an emergency exit sign behind him
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Me, making a bagel for breakfast.
My shirt, watching me slather butter on with abandon:
My shirt, watching me slather butter on with abandon:
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If you support ICE in my presence
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you support ICE in my presence
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
If your uncle/cousin/BFF works for ICE
If you have anything but deep and dripping disdain for these criminals
then trust that I am giving you the cut direct and we will no longer be speaking.
See yourself out.
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wearing a winter coat in the car while driving is overstimulation HELL
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
wearing a winter coat in the car while driving is overstimulation HELL
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johnny: oh hey ur back from dino's bar 'n' grill early
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
July 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
johnny: oh hey ur back from dino's bar 'n' grill early
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town
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Being an adult is basically exactly like Ratatouille except you're both the clueless human AND the rat who's trying so so hard to make him do things and also it's way less funny and you don't live in Paris
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Being an adult is basically exactly like Ratatouille except you're both the clueless human AND the rat who's trying so so hard to make him do things and also it's way less funny and you don't live in Paris
This is 100% correct. No notes.
Ranking Star Wars movies is a thing?
Okay, I'll get in on this.
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars 1977 theatrical release
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi (because I was 11)
Everything else is somewhere between "meh" and "why. why. y u do dis?" [sad kitten dot jpg]
Okay, I'll get in on this.
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars 1977 theatrical release
3. Rogue One
4. Return of the Jedi (because I was 11)
Everything else is somewhere between "meh" and "why. why. y u do dis?" [sad kitten dot jpg]
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is 100% correct. No notes.
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Despite being a pretty decent cook and baker, I cannot meal plan at all.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Despite being a pretty decent cook and baker, I cannot meal plan at all.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
I hate every bit of it.
I don’t want to be locked into making things on specific days. I’m lucky if I have a vague idea of what I’m cooking each week.
I don’t know how people do that for a whole month.
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I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
i just read something about grief from C.S. Lewis and his book, “A Grief Observed”
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.
basically, when someone you love dies, it isn’t just them that you miss, but the parts of yourself that person brought out of you that can never be brought out again.
i feel that with my dad.