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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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back in my day Discord wasn't a chat application. back in my day Discord was howling at the moon, and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon,
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Welcome! Welcome to Bluesky. You have chosen or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining social media sites. I thought so much of Bluesky that I elected to establish my administration here, in the account so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Bluesky my home.
December 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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As is tradition
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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💥When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!🎄

🎅 It's Almost Christmas @aceattorney.capcomusa.com !!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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as a small child, i realized my parents were buying gifts labeled as being from "Santa" but instead of accepting Santa wasn't real, i instead constructed the belief that Santa was a kind of intercessor that descended, like the holy spirit, and gave divine inspiration to parents about gifts to buy
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Everyone needs to listen to Gustav Holst's "The Planets", not for hoity-toity nerd reasons, but because every epic sci-fi movie OST for the past century has been directly lifting shit from this one specific collection of pieces, and you deserve to hear your favourite motif in its native environment.
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Nintendo Confirms that Mailman Dragonite would be my friend

(Source: tinyurl.com/yhtxf78z)
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Don't pretend you understand Guilty Gear if you weren't raised Catholic
December 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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probably feels pretty nice to forget what the Bush 2 era was like, but if you dwell on it forever there's way more jokes in Arrested Development
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Not a foolproof reporting tactic on my part, but I added some interesting anecdotes about how Fetterman's memoir is being received at his hometown Barnes and Noble (+ other PA bookstores). As a point of comparison, I was told by multiple B&Ns that the Kamala Harris book immediately sold like crazy
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"What? We were cruel to you when you were younger? We have no idea what you're talking about."
I've only played the first two games + katamari forever so idk if other games before this one also made him less mean but when he started being mildly friendly in this one instead of being a megabitch I was taken back....
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words
IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I support Plur1bus’s mission of giving an X-Files writer what appears to be a billion dollars.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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TWO WEEKS UNTIL DEMONSCHOOL
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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The blue aura around Mamdani means he could’ve activated his special attack at any moment during that speech, but he didn’t even have to.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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inspired by @dialacina.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Enjoying an unhurried and delightful meal at The Table Of Success. My waiters keep bringing me off-menu amuse bouches "from the chef." Ah here comes another crudo. Sublime.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Tonight I will be re-signing New Yorkers' extension on being insufferable. You've earned it. Tonight we are all walking here.
If New York elects Cuomo you are just not a serious city. Don't bother us with your little in-the-know New Yorkisms anymore. They are no longer cute. Learn to say "in line" like every other normal dipshit in this country who can't stop electing right wing Democrats.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM