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Bob M
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Ask me about my feminist agenda.
Absolutely nothing wrong with this
went outside and came across this guy taking christmas pictures of his dog
December 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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We now learn that Fifa had a very specific "ask" in exchange for its "Peace Award" to Trump, with loads of gold trinkets, and that was dismissal of a criminal corruption case against senior Fifa officials. And Trump granted it. Another corrupt bargain, barely noticed (and ignored by US media).
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Like Roger Rabbit, Beaker gives goofy-looking spazzes hope for landing some prime trim.
Following the death of Jim Henson, the character bible was revised to simply say "Beaker fucks".
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm tired, guys. I'm so tired.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
One of his absolute best.
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Good: "Punch Drunk Love," portrait of a person who doesn't solve his problems but starts to find his way out. Re-watching would risk diluting that mesmerizing journey.

Bad: "Frailty," the final twist cheapens the entire film's theme in favor of a cheap rug-pull. Fuck that movie.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The late showing of Frank Capra's classic is when things get LIT.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Every Netflix or Hallmark Christmas movie I've watched so clearly wants to be 2006's "The Holiday," but none of them have the talent in front of or behind the camera that made old-school mediocre rom-coms so watchable.
I honestly don't want to make dinner to Netflix sludge, I want to make dinner to some middling 90s movie where if I look up I'll see great production design or Joan Cusack give a line reading they should teach in schools.
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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my spouse asks how my day was as I collapse on the couch in utter exhaustion after working a double at the prompt factory
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Pretty infuriating: King Gizzard quit Spotify over ethical concerns -- and now Spotify is letting AI knockoffs of its music (with all the lyrics copied verbatim) proliferate on its platform

futurism.com/future-socie...
King Gizzard Pulled Their Music From Spotify in Protest, and Now Spotify Is Hosting AI Knockoffs of Their Songs
An impersonator appears to be using generative AI to poorly clone rock band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's iconic sound on Spotify.
futurism.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Nintendo’s Hideki Konno directed Ice Hockey and Super Mario Kart. He was assistant director on Super Mario Bros. 2. The man has a passion for letting players decide how much their character weighs.
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.

A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Oops! All Tommy Wiseaus
I see Stallone sent a cardboard standee instead
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is a very pro-Carrie Coon household, but even still: them's fighin' words.
Seated at bar last night next to big, boisterous party that always seemed one more insult away from a brawl. Yet somehow, the loudest anyone got was when one woman started trying to convince everyone at the table to watch The Gilded Age.
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
And it's not even just about the size of the screen. A theater puts you in a headspace where the movie (good or bad) is the only thing that exists in your world. A theater is dark because nothing exists outside the film's periphery. Phones don't ring, kids/dogs don't need feeding. It's just the film
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Too many sticks
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My guess is that every recipient of these disses is just a guy who said "no" when Tarantino asked if he wanted to watch some Tarantino movies with him.
Very weird that all the guys Tarantino hates seem to be well-liked and respected by their peers for not just their talent but the way they treat crew, fans, etc.
Matthew Lillard has responded to Quentin Tarantino’s comments, where the director said he didn’t like him. ‘It’s humbling, and it hurts,” Lillard shared.
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"if you're caught up in something that's very detrimental to society, I think that you should die"

How would she feel if this sentence was applied to the White House?
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"only" four!?
This is like when they were putting downer cattle in the protein meal for livestock feed
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM