Jacob
@sadboiwobbly.bsky.social
mildly unhinged. Christian. IWW 570. Yinzer. For the One Big Union. he/him.
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adding anti-piracy measures to my skeets. i will need kernel level access to ur computer if u wanna read my little jokes
January 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
adding anti-piracy measures to my skeets. i will need kernel level access to ur computer if u wanna read my little jokes
Really enjoying watching all the chuds cry in the comments of Coheed’s latest video; really goes to show how much they refuse to actually engage with the music and stories Coheed has been making for years
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Really enjoying watching all the chuds cry in the comments of Coheed’s latest video; really goes to show how much they refuse to actually engage with the music and stories Coheed has been making for years
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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now that she's leaving politics forever, i'm looking forward to who will replace Marjorie Taylor Greene -- a corpse inside an abandoned refrigerator
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
now that she's leaving politics forever, i'm looking forward to who will replace Marjorie Taylor Greene -- a corpse inside an abandoned refrigerator
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Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
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i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
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if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party
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imagine sitting on this with a lawn chair and some beers
![Closeup shot of the primary hull of the USS Enterprise from the opening of STAR TREK BEYOND by Double Negative (DNEG).
According to VFX Supervisor Peter Chiang: "Justin [Lin] wanted to attain a definite 35mm Panavision camera lens feel—but not as ‘flare-y’ as the Abrams vision—with plenty of camera artifacting that would help convey a grainy grittiness on a subconscious level. We also took the opportunity to give fans close looks at parts of the ship they’ve never previously seen from these angles, a way to pay tribute to the fantastically original design of the TV ship."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tfpnhgzmic34fnr3exokksxb/bafkreifvvnz2w6xewabusw3ftwgsrg4suprsaci3kx2uns2isjwpprt4vy@jpeg)
September 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
imagine sitting on this with a lawn chair and some beers
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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maybe there was no shooter.
a man in a suit and tie is making a silly face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a silly face
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
maybe there was no shooter.
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in case my fed handler is here, as a principled Marxist you know I do not endorse adventurism, but you also know I sure as shit won’t shed a single fucking tear for these assholes either
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
in case my fed handler is here, as a principled Marxist you know I do not endorse adventurism, but you also know I sure as shit won’t shed a single fucking tear for these assholes either
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
September 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”