Santiago Gasparini
@santigasparini.bsky.social
Neurospicy artist.
Antifa Arg.
He/They.
Antifa Arg.
He/They.
Has anyone gotten their monthly payment yet from redbubble yet? #redbubble
February 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Has anyone gotten their monthly payment yet from redbubble yet? #redbubble
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(Prometheus is chained up inside a government lab. Technicians collect drops of his glowing golden blood as the eagle rips into him)
Scientist: The public can’t know about this. What will we say powers the bomb?
Oppenheimer: Meh, particles or whatever
Scientist: The public can’t know about this. What will we say powers the bomb?
Oppenheimer: Meh, particles or whatever
December 11, 2024 at 2:29 AM
(Prometheus is chained up inside a government lab. Technicians collect drops of his glowing golden blood as the eagle rips into him)
Scientist: The public can’t know about this. What will we say powers the bomb?
Oppenheimer: Meh, particles or whatever
Scientist: The public can’t know about this. What will we say powers the bomb?
Oppenheimer: Meh, particles or whatever
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Saw a post about dogs that said “god sent them without wings so we wouldn’t know they were angels” and like…that is sweet.
But I couldn’t help thinking “damn angels eat their own shit and hump random objects a lot more than I was expecting.”
But I couldn’t help thinking “damn angels eat their own shit and hump random objects a lot more than I was expecting.”
December 11, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Saw a post about dogs that said “god sent them without wings so we wouldn’t know they were angels” and like…that is sweet.
But I couldn’t help thinking “damn angels eat their own shit and hump random objects a lot more than I was expecting.”
But I couldn’t help thinking “damn angels eat their own shit and hump random objects a lot more than I was expecting.”
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The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
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"Accessory after the fact" You mean helping a friend in need?
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 AM
"Accessory after the fact" You mean helping a friend in need?
Cuando se cruzan los memes
November 24, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Cuando se cruzan los memes
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My parents : banning their kids from watching The Smurfs for supposed satanic influences :: Me : banning my kid from watching Cocomelon because it annoys me
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
My parents : banning their kids from watching The Smurfs for supposed satanic influences :: Me : banning my kid from watching Cocomelon because it annoys me
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There's a bevy of posts circulating of famous sculptures with the question of WHY DON'T WE SEE THIS KIND OF TALENT ANYMORE and the answer is you don't support the arts, assholes. Those artists had patrons. They could work all day to perfect their craft without worrying about food and housing.
December 18, 2023 at 5:16 PM
There's a bevy of posts circulating of famous sculptures with the question of WHY DON'T WE SEE THIS KIND OF TALENT ANYMORE and the answer is you don't support the arts, assholes. Those artists had patrons. They could work all day to perfect their craft without worrying about food and housing.
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Something that 101 Dalmatians was a masterclass in was making extremely busy, cluttered environments that perfectly frame the character acting without competing for your visual bandwidth
November 16, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Something that 101 Dalmatians was a masterclass in was making extremely busy, cluttered environments that perfectly frame the character acting without competing for your visual bandwidth
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it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
September 27, 2023 at 8:32 PM
it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
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There's an episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show where Lou breaks up with a perfect woman because her body count is too high (more than six as Lou defines it) and by the end of the episode he realizes it was actually his own insecurity and reader this aired in 1975
September 8, 2023 at 11:15 PM
There's an episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show where Lou breaks up with a perfect woman because her body count is too high (more than six as Lou defines it) and by the end of the episode he realizes it was actually his own insecurity and reader this aired in 1975
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i want you for worse or for better
September 2, 2023 at 5:35 PM
i want you for worse or for better
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If you were a white guy in the 80s you could just lie about having learned ninja skills from masters in Japan and nobody actually had any way of checking that so if you were confident enough they just believed you
August 24, 2023 at 4:12 AM
If you were a white guy in the 80s you could just lie about having learned ninja skills from masters in Japan and nobody actually had any way of checking that so if you were confident enough they just believed you
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it is 1994. no one told you life was going to be this way. it is 2003. your job is a joke. you are broke. your love life is DOA. it is 1973. your mother warns you there will be days like these.
August 24, 2023 at 10:24 PM
it is 1994. no one told you life was going to be this way. it is 2003. your job is a joke. you are broke. your love life is DOA. it is 1973. your mother warns you there will be days like these.
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democrats and republicans both running ads with trump's mugshot
August 25, 2023 at 12:44 AM
democrats and republicans both running ads with trump's mugshot
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twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
August 23, 2023 at 4:17 PM
twitter users stone age
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
in 2023 hunter-gatherers
🤝
mastodon attempt failed,
turned to sky worship for sustenance
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I actually find mid century food in the US to be fascinating- mainly because all the weird combinations of flavors is because of technological advances in preserving and shipping AND ALSO the US fucking around South America/the Pacific.
August 21, 2023 at 2:17 AM
I actually find mid century food in the US to be fascinating- mainly because all the weird combinations of flavors is because of technological advances in preserving and shipping AND ALSO the US fucking around South America/the Pacific.
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welcoming people to bluesky
August 20, 2023 at 8:23 AM
welcoming people to bluesky
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You couldn't even make Blazing Saddles today! Many of the actors in it have passed away!
August 21, 2023 at 3:21 PM
You couldn't even make Blazing Saddles today! Many of the actors in it have passed away!
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ME: are we there yet
CHARON: [transporting my soul to Hades] do not make me turn this boat around
CHARON: [transporting my soul to Hades] do not make me turn this boat around
August 21, 2023 at 3:00 AM
ME: are we there yet
CHARON: [transporting my soul to Hades] do not make me turn this boat around
CHARON: [transporting my soul to Hades] do not make me turn this boat around