Saursi
saursi.bsky.social
Saursi
@saursi.bsky.social
Book reader, coffee roaster, and cat lover.
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Cartoon: Unsolicited dick cartoon. A Dildobert. I know the timing is insenstive but I just gotta satisfy the muse when it strikes. Honestly I'm sure there must be variations out there.
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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lol owned
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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If you're worried about Aaron Rodgers coming after you for mocking him in his last game, just hide in the end zone. He'll never find you.
January 13, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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You want to watch this. And you want the sound on. Trust me on this.
Timeline cleansing
January 9, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Cartoon: Cursed image, thanks to the generosity of @ramiengrey.bsky.social. Enjoy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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i regret to inform you that incredible things are still happening on the everything app
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I love this.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This album so far has been pure joy. In a world of doom scrolling I can listen to Overture and Fishing Boat and have a smile on my face.
did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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partner: so like…OSHA-violating fondue?

me: yeah

partner: fuck yeah
how do we feel about the butter candle

My knee jerk reaction was contempt and then i thought about it and now I’m at Well I Guess
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Two little devils have appeared!
October 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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🕊️ hello my doves 🕊️

🌿 new collection of displays is now available including ceramic pottery and the manzanita branch pictured 🌿

dovesplants.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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When you meet someone who wants you to be institutionalized, prosecuted, or killed, you should be asking yourself: what do I have in common with this person?

Tomorrow from Ezra Klein
September 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
September 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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🌱soft launching the website for orders 🌱

dovesplants.com
September 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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really not feeling in the 9/11 spirit. someone just said "death to america" to me and i was like yeah sure man, you too
September 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM