sayer holmes (they/them)
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growth (noun): me in middle school being tricked into wearing an american flag shirt in peak bush era --> me celebrating socialism post-covid
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
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peter gallagher scathing dr oz biopic when
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
peter gallagher scathing dr oz biopic when
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they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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we gotta get some more funny people on here
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
we gotta get some more funny people on here
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
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(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
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honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king
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$120 pop up experience where you get to smoke weed with the tupac hologram
September 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
$120 pop up experience where you get to smoke weed with the tupac hologram
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"autism announcement" but in the style of a gender reveal party would be like "it's trains autism!!!!"
"Autism Announcement": is this, like, a gender reveal party? Are there bombs and reams of confetti?
Think I’m going to get a lot of use out of this.
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"autism announcement" but in the style of a gender reveal party would be like "it's trains autism!!!!"
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the cool thing about the internet is it affords one the opportunity to assemble their own unique set of brainworms
September 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
the cool thing about the internet is it affords one the opportunity to assemble their own unique set of brainworms
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oh my god
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
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September 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
oh my god