schmev ✶
@schmevinnn.bsky.social
Makin some art, playin some D&D, tryin my best✌️👽
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
Did nobody see that Knives Out?? This is how we get Hindenburg houses
Consumer organisations have consistently advocated against heating with hydrogen. Why? Because they understand that it would be highly inefficient, costly and impracticable.
My now dated meta-review has come to the same conclusion back in 2024. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
My now dated meta-review has come to the same conclusion back in 2024. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
January 26, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Did nobody see that Knives Out?? This is how we get Hindenburg houses
Fuck abolishing ICE!! Allow the nazis to re-circulate, get different jobs, hide in plain sight? No thanks, I want all these pigs ✨️behind bars✨️
We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow.
Here it is:
Here it is:
January 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Fuck abolishing ICE!! Allow the nazis to re-circulate, get different jobs, hide in plain sight? No thanks, I want all these pigs ✨️behind bars✨️
I've read 1 this month. But that's up by 100% compared to all the months of the last decade so, I'm really proud of myself!!!
Somehow I've read 9 books in a month...
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I've read 1 this month. But that's up by 100% compared to all the months of the last decade so, I'm really proud of myself!!!
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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every time i log on something horrible is happening but also people are trying really hard to help
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
every time i log on something horrible is happening but also people are trying really hard to help
Honestly sad to see Luda and Nelly signing on for this 😭
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Honestly sad to see Luda and Nelly signing on for this 😭
Oh look, they targeted a woman! ...again
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Oh look, they targeted a woman! ...again
I can't stop thinking about her how her fucking NAME is Good
Like, these pigs are literally killing the "Good"-ness of our country. Like a storyteller wrote this.
I hate that it's not fiction though. Abolish ICE and salt the earth anywhere their boots touched ground.
Like, these pigs are literally killing the "Good"-ness of our country. Like a storyteller wrote this.
I hate that it's not fiction though. Abolish ICE and salt the earth anywhere their boots touched ground.
"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I can't stop thinking about her how her fucking NAME is Good
Like, these pigs are literally killing the "Good"-ness of our country. Like a storyteller wrote this.
I hate that it's not fiction though. Abolish ICE and salt the earth anywhere their boots touched ground.
Like, these pigs are literally killing the "Good"-ness of our country. Like a storyteller wrote this.
I hate that it's not fiction though. Abolish ICE and salt the earth anywhere their boots touched ground.
I'm the only teacher at my school who teaches in a mask, and my kindergarteners sometimes ask "are you sick?" or say they hope I feel better
Blows their little minds when I say I'm not sick, I'm stopping the germs before they can even get in
Blows their little minds when I say I'm not sick, I'm stopping the germs before they can even get in
Was chatting w/a child in line yesterday - he was perhaps 3? - who was glancing repeatedly at my mask.
Me: Are you wondering why I have this thing on my face?
*nods*
“My body can’t keep germs away so this helps me not get sick. Silly body!”
*laughs and nods again*
LITERALLY a kid gets it!
Me: Are you wondering why I have this thing on my face?
*nods*
“My body can’t keep germs away so this helps me not get sick. Silly body!”
*laughs and nods again*
LITERALLY a kid gets it!
“having to mask made me go fash” is so common and it’s just baffling
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'm the only teacher at my school who teaches in a mask, and my kindergarteners sometimes ask "are you sick?" or say they hope I feel better
Blows their little minds when I say I'm not sick, I'm stopping the germs before they can even get in
Blows their little minds when I say I'm not sick, I'm stopping the germs before they can even get in
Successful comedian/showrunner
I wish 😭😭😭
I wish 😭😭😭
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Successful comedian/showrunner
I wish 😭😭😭
I wish 😭😭😭
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I don't believe he's actually The President now, but I'd still like for us to be rid of him.
December 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I don't believe he's actually The President now, but I'd still like for us to be rid of him.
Wonder how quickly this tech will have our birth rates plummeting even further
Was reading a study the other day that young people are already dating way less than previous generations
Genuine human connection takes practice. "Talking to" a chat bot with an animating avi isn't good practice.
Was reading a study the other day that young people are already dating way less than previous generations
Genuine human connection takes practice. "Talking to" a chat bot with an animating avi isn't good practice.
"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Wonder how quickly this tech will have our birth rates plummeting even further
Was reading a study the other day that young people are already dating way less than previous generations
Genuine human connection takes practice. "Talking to" a chat bot with an animating avi isn't good practice.
Was reading a study the other day that young people are already dating way less than previous generations
Genuine human connection takes practice. "Talking to" a chat bot with an animating avi isn't good practice.
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December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I haven't wrapped anyone else's yet though!!!
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I haven't wrapped anyone else's yet though!!!
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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I think medical professionals refer to it as "dementia" nowadays, but yes yes he is.
cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
· Dec 15
Beginning to think the president might be, y’know, deranged.
December 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I think medical professionals refer to it as "dementia" nowadays, but yes yes he is.
So much more inspired than the Color of the Year!
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
So much more inspired than the Color of the Year!
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I hope I'm not too late for the art show!! Hey yall I'm Evin and I'm a US based artist who loves drawing cats, creatures, and other magical things 🐈⬛✨️
This is a recent sheet I did of my boy with his new fav toy! Check out my IG for more 💜 @evinmadeit
This is a recent sheet I did of my boy with his new fav toy! Check out my IG for more 💜 @evinmadeit
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I hope I'm not too late for the art show!! Hey yall I'm Evin and I'm a US based artist who loves drawing cats, creatures, and other magical things 🐈⬛✨️
This is a recent sheet I did of my boy with his new fav toy! Check out my IG for more 💜 @evinmadeit
This is a recent sheet I did of my boy with his new fav toy! Check out my IG for more 💜 @evinmadeit
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