Dwight Fry
@seanmiguel.bsky.social
It's ok, I don't exist, I can do what I want.
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I'd hate to be one of those Fantasy action heroes with scantily clad women clinging to his legs and waist. "Ladies, I'm trying to kill monsters with my sword, let go."
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'd hate to be one of those Fantasy action heroes with scantily clad women clinging to his legs and waist. "Ladies, I'm trying to kill monsters with my sword, let go."
Inside you are two wolves
April 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Inside you are two wolves
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I was cleaning the dojo and my ponytail got stuck in the vacuum
April 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I was cleaning the dojo and my ponytail got stuck in the vacuum
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i’m not wasting my breath i’m trying to expend it all so i tap out sooner
April 4, 2024 at 7:03 PM
i’m not wasting my breath i’m trying to expend it all so i tap out sooner
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I once challenged Dave Navarro to a bare knuckle boxing match on the red carpet at the Adult Video News Awards in Las Vegas, NV.
April 1, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I once challenged Dave Navarro to a bare knuckle boxing match on the red carpet at the Adult Video News Awards in Las Vegas, NV.
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You’re only as real as your eyebrows
March 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
You’re only as real as your eyebrows
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if an irish goodbye is leaving without saying goodbye then an american goodbye is leaving after 20 years and 200,000 civilian deaths
March 20, 2024 at 1:49 PM
if an irish goodbye is leaving without saying goodbye then an american goodbye is leaving after 20 years and 200,000 civilian deaths
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who suddenly chokes on their own saliva and practically dies while coughing.
February 15, 2024 at 2:32 PM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who suddenly chokes on their own saliva and practically dies while coughing.
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Please set me on fire
February 14, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Please set me on fire
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climbing the tallest tree in the forest with my valentine so we can join the half mile high club
February 14, 2024 at 8:44 PM
climbing the tallest tree in the forest with my valentine so we can join the half mile high club
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I hope a mass of roaches climbs out from the sheets and on to your tender bits, while you’re banging your valentine tonight
February 14, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I hope a mass of roaches climbs out from the sheets and on to your tender bits, while you’re banging your valentine tonight
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Listening to classic rock and praying for an untimely death.
February 14, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Listening to classic rock and praying for an untimely death.
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us
February 14, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us
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can’t, busy putting the ham into having a meltdown
February 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
can’t, busy putting the ham into having a meltdown
I sing and play for another now
February 14, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I sing and play for another now
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My prison wife writes me the most beautiful love letters.
February 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
My prison wife writes me the most beautiful love letters.
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I quit selfies cold turkey
February 14, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I quit selfies cold turkey
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I’m loving this time of my life, you know, much closer to death.
February 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I’m loving this time of my life, you know, much closer to death.
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Valentines Day is almost as insufferable as Christmas.
February 14, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Valentines Day is almost as insufferable as Christmas.
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Bus drivers in Honolulu have a shaka switch they turn on when someone lets them merge and it displays a shaka & mahalo on a screen in the back 🤙
February 13, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Bus drivers in Honolulu have a shaka switch they turn on when someone lets them merge and it displays a shaka & mahalo on a screen in the back 🤙