Bart “More Asbestos!” Jones
@seanzaibanzai.bsky.social
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The people of Minnesota are sending their tax money to the federal government and in turn the federal government has cut them off from funding and sent armed goons to terrorize their cities. I'm not sure what else to call this
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The people of Minnesota are sending their tax money to the federal government and in turn the federal government has cut them off from funding and sent armed goons to terrorize their cities. I'm not sure what else to call this
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I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther
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you get into warhammer and you find yourself saying stuff like: "oh those are the blood angels. theyre kind of vampire-coded because they have a 'blood curse.' their primarch is named 'sanguinius'" and you start to die of embarrament about liking this and then you remember "count dooku"
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you get into warhammer and you find yourself saying stuff like: "oh those are the blood angels. theyre kind of vampire-coded because they have a 'blood curse.' their primarch is named 'sanguinius'" and you start to die of embarrament about liking this and then you remember "count dooku"
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you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
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“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”
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Who needs enemies when our friends presume we can simply compel our enemies to good action but we just don’t want to?
At least the Democrats shut down the government for over a month and got absolutely nothing in return
NEW: Hopes fade in Congress for a health care deal before premiums soar in January
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Two weeks before recess, they're nowhere close.
Senate to vote on a bill of Dems' choosing; expected to fail.
Enhanced ACA funds set to expire, as many Republicans want.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Who needs enemies when our friends presume we can simply compel our enemies to good action but we just don’t want to?
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a) "China" as a single national polity is an extremely recent concept
b) China spent the first half of the 20th century not even slightly unified, with a prominent warlord period followed by a prominent civil war and Japanese invasion
c) how do you think the PRC unified China?
b) China spent the first half of the 20th century not even slightly unified, with a prominent warlord period followed by a prominent civil war and Japanese invasion
c) how do you think the PRC unified China?
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
a) "China" as a single national polity is an extremely recent concept
b) China spent the first half of the 20th century not even slightly unified, with a prominent warlord period followed by a prominent civil war and Japanese invasion
c) how do you think the PRC unified China?
b) China spent the first half of the 20th century not even slightly unified, with a prominent warlord period followed by a prominent civil war and Japanese invasion
c) how do you think the PRC unified China?
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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“Water shortages are already threatening lives all over the planet, from the Middle East and North Africa to South Asia and right here in the American Southwest.”
… right here in the American southwest... in… Manhattan???
thanks to @estupi.do for pointing this out lol
… right here in the American southwest... in… Manhattan???
thanks to @estupi.do for pointing this out lol
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“Water shortages are already threatening lives all over the planet, from the Middle East and North Africa to South Asia and right here in the American Southwest.”
… right here in the American southwest... in… Manhattan???
thanks to @estupi.do for pointing this out lol
… right here in the American southwest... in… Manhattan???
thanks to @estupi.do for pointing this out lol
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weird Twitter leftists be like
repeatedly stripping copper wiring from the subway, causing delays for millions of people and risking a derailment? not a big deal
calling for the person who stripped copper to go to jail? a month in prison for you
repeatedly stripping copper wiring from the subway, causing delays for millions of people and risking a derailment? not a big deal
calling for the person who stripped copper to go to jail? a month in prison for you
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
weird Twitter leftists be like
repeatedly stripping copper wiring from the subway, causing delays for millions of people and risking a derailment? not a big deal
calling for the person who stripped copper to go to jail? a month in prison for you
repeatedly stripping copper wiring from the subway, causing delays for millions of people and risking a derailment? not a big deal
calling for the person who stripped copper to go to jail? a month in prison for you
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"It's easier on the app!"
Not my problem. Improve your site.
Not my problem. Improve your site.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"It's easier on the app!"
Not my problem. Improve your site.
Not my problem. Improve your site.
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Tell you what. My teenage years would have been much more peaceful if family members could have used WhatsApp to communicate at home rather than shouting at each other up and down the stairs in our tall, narrow, house.
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tell you what. My teenage years would have been much more peaceful if family members could have used WhatsApp to communicate at home rather than shouting at each other up and down the stairs in our tall, narrow, house.
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1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them
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“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
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Sharing a bed should be like boxing:
• meet in the middle
• fist-bump
• put in mouthguards
• go to separate corners
• no touching until 1st bell
• meet in the middle
• fist-bump
• put in mouthguards
• go to separate corners
• no touching until 1st bell
January 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sharing a bed should be like boxing:
• meet in the middle
• fist-bump
• put in mouthguards
• go to separate corners
• no touching until 1st bell
• meet in the middle
• fist-bump
• put in mouthguards
• go to separate corners
• no touching until 1st bell
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*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got myself in this situation-
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got myself in this situation-
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I was looking at a pic taken from a drone, over my tiny hometown. I realized I could see my childhood home, my church, but also the graves of both grandparents, a few uncles, my dad and my brother. All but one of my fave people in the world now rest in this one small area, in this pic.
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was looking at a pic taken from a drone, over my tiny hometown. I realized I could see my childhood home, my church, but also the graves of both grandparents, a few uncles, my dad and my brother. All but one of my fave people in the world now rest in this one small area, in this pic.
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At some point, Europeans are going to need to grapple with the fact that they've allowed the United States to be their sineater.
holy shit: “Among the 2,000 UK adults surveyed, 85% were unaware that Britain forcibly transported more than 3 million Africans to the Caribbean, 89% did not know that Britain enslaved people in the Caribbean for more than 300 years” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Caribbean reparations leaders in ‘historic’ first UK visit to press for justice
CRC mission will seek to deepen public understanding of Britain’s colonial legacy and its lasting impact
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
At some point, Europeans are going to need to grapple with the fact that they've allowed the United States to be their sineater.
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we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
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It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms