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Shecky
@shecky.bsky.social
Geek. SF/F copyeditor (450+ works edited, rehomes feral commas, hot-glues dangling participles, etc.). Quantum comma mechanic. He/him. (Avatar by Howard Tayler) sffcopyediting.com
President Billsucker and Vice-President Couchfucker.
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Language is now banned.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Makes me wonder just how many Drs. Pepper and Messrs. Pibb there have been.
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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And we knew this. This wasn't speculation. We studied it, we had the talking points. We trained volunteers to explain this to people. It's not a surprise. Rich people don't flee places with good quality of life when we increase the quality of life. They might try to cheat us, but they don't leave.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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only on this app will you have someone admonish another person over their exclusionary attitude and end it by calling them a plebian, cannot believe we get this for free
Because criticizing grammar is ableist bullshit most likely. You ARE an arrogant SOB.

Doubly so, given not a single part of your post follows traditional Western grammar rules.

Plebeian.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"But her [the Gray Lady's] emails!"
"But the NYT's _emails_!"
turns out the emails we should have been reading in 2016 were from the NYT
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The funny thing is, I bet these guys can't function a single day without uppers and downers. I bet they're on more meds than some of my patients, and they want to sit on their high horse and say drugs like tylenol and ibuprofen are bad lol
Not a single person in this administration would be qualified to give medical advice to a shoe
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Belated aurora photo.

#GenX #IYKYK
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Clearly on a mission from Gahd. Give the man some dry white toast.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Somebody agrees.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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"The purpose is not to learn words," he said. "The purpose is to make sense."

I don't understand how you get to the latter without the former.

I wonder if teachers in HS and college are aware of this and if it accounts for the difficulties their students have reading longer & more complex texts.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'll take it one step further: I do not want a smart TV. I do not want a TV with native apps. I do not want a TV that does ANYTHING but display video fed into it. I essentially just want a giant monitor.
I've been vaguely thinking of getting a new TV, but I'm not doing because what I want is... a new TV. Something that I can plug my Blu-Ray player and streaming dongle into and which will display the video from those sources.
Samsung brings a generative AI-powered Bixby to its TVs
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Or just have him start the next film alive and well and then at some point have someone be like "Bond! I thought you got blown up!" And then have him quip "you know better than to listen to rumors," or "what can I say? That was no time to die" and then absolutely refuse to explain further
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I honor the dad joke here, but also: sorcerer.
What word, even when spelled without any mistakes, is still spelled incorrectly?
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
@effinbirds.com says it best in this sticker I have on the back of my e-reader. Gotcher performative finger right fucking here.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I've always read everywhere. Only reason I don't read in public anymore (except for the laundromat, which is inevitable) is that I'm not IN public anymore 'cause I have trust issues and y'all nasty.
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. NYC will now be forced to muh-muh-muh-my Sharona.
Mamdani is going to implement Shandalar law. NYC will now be forced to drift throughout the Multiverse.
Mamdani is going to implement Sharona law. All Monk episodes with Natalie Teeger will be banned.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
FYI, I post the lyrics for two reasons: first, for people like me with auditory-processing issues (the vast majority of songs, I simply cannot understand the lyrics as sung), so we can appreciate the *words*, and second, to maybe prompt folks to go give the song a listen. It's *gorgeous*.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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None of these people should ever know peace.
It's official - 8 D AYEs
Durbin
Hassan
King
Cortez Masto
Kaine
Shaheen
Rosen
Fetterman
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Never have. Never will. Not interested in going anywhere *near* a crap app built out of countless millions of hard-won words stolen from my colleagues, the use of which will (bonus!) begin progressively to degrade my cognitive skills and blunt the edge of the tool I’ve spent half a century honing. 🤨
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋

(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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sound on. I’m still laughing
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM