Shenanigans99
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I'm mostly here to be bummed out by the news.
I don't check my messages.
I don't check my messages.
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Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
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Hope to see everyone at the “Yes Kings” rally.
I can't think of anything I'd want to do less with my time than attending a protest against taxing billionaires. This is an insane amount of bootlicking energy.
An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth tax | TechCrunch
The organizer of the event swears it's not a joke.
techcrunch.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Hope to see everyone at the “Yes Kings” rally.
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Find a No Kings event near you.
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Find a No Kings event near you.
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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When did we call it "fair"?
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
When did we call it "fair"?
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THE PEOPLE'S PRIZE
The bravery, resilience and sacrifice of many in our city to protect and support vulnerable communities show the world Minneapolis’ values. We’re honored the city was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize – and it’s because of your courageous solidarity to promote democracy, human rights and peace.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
THE PEOPLE'S PRIZE
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welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
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Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded.
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded.
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
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It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day
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New Quinnipiac poll:
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
New Quinnipiac poll:
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
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San Bernardino man, shot at by immigration agents, testifies before Congress trib.al/LFlRNxH
San Bernardino man, shot at by immigration agents, testifies before Congress
Martin Rascon was one of three San Bernardino men whose pickup truck was shot at by federal immigration agents on Aug. 16.
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 AM
San Bernardino man, shot at by immigration agents, testifies before Congress trib.al/LFlRNxH
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STOP talking shit about 2028 Democratic presidential primary candidates:
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
I have been away from work for almost 2 months to care for my father during his last days and get through the memorial.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I have been away from work for almost 2 months to care for my father during his last days and get through the memorial.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.
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In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
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NEW ‼️ Judge has ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Ramos 🙏🏼
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
NEW ‼️ Judge has ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Ramos 🙏🏼
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
::through gritted teeth::
Gotta hand it to Rand Paul
Gotta hand it to Rand Paul
Rand Paul: "There has to be an investigation. I don't know who trusts an investigation done by DHS when they're the ones calling this person an 'assassin,' a 'domestic terrorist,' saying he was assaulting police. How can they be in charge of an independent investigation? Something's got to happen."
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 PM
::through gritted teeth::
Gotta hand it to Rand Paul
Gotta hand it to Rand Paul
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Sen. Gallego receives tonight’s “Let Him Cook” Award. This is his first win and first nomination.
Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Sen. Gallego receives tonight’s “Let Him Cook” Award. This is his first win and first nomination.
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Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!”
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January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.