kp
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It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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"Why do you care about the NYC Mayoral race? You live in Chicago."
Because the democratic establishment sucks, billionaires suck, landlords suck, Andrew Cuomo sucks, and if there's anything you need to know about me: I won't miss an opportunity to hate on a mf.
Because the democratic establishment sucks, billionaires suck, landlords suck, Andrew Cuomo sucks, and if there's anything you need to know about me: I won't miss an opportunity to hate on a mf.
June 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Why do you care about the NYC Mayoral race? You live in Chicago."
Because the democratic establishment sucks, billionaires suck, landlords suck, Andrew Cuomo sucks, and if there's anything you need to know about me: I won't miss an opportunity to hate on a mf.
Because the democratic establishment sucks, billionaires suck, landlords suck, Andrew Cuomo sucks, and if there's anything you need to know about me: I won't miss an opportunity to hate on a mf.
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Why is it that this country always has endless money for war but not for housing? Bombs but not books? Missiles but not Medicaid? Our priorities are not just backward — they're being driven by wealthy war hawks hellbent on padding their pockets.
June 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Why is it that this country always has endless money for war but not for housing? Bombs but not books? Missiles but not Medicaid? Our priorities are not just backward — they're being driven by wealthy war hawks hellbent on padding their pockets.
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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
June 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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And this is the half that's more serious/has a call to action.
Put them everywhere! ICE goons are kidnapping your neighbors AND they don't eat pussy!!!!
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Put them everywhere! ICE goons are kidnapping your neighbors AND they don't eat pussy!!!!
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June 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And this is the half that's more serious/has a call to action.
Put them everywhere! ICE goons are kidnapping your neighbors AND they don't eat pussy!!!!
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Put them everywhere! ICE goons are kidnapping your neighbors AND they don't eat pussy!!!!
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once again:
Denzel Washington has never been in a bad movie, because when Denzel Washington is in a movie it's automatically good
Denzel Washington has never been in a bad movie, because when Denzel Washington is in a movie it's automatically good
November 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
once again:
Denzel Washington has never been in a bad movie, because when Denzel Washington is in a movie it's automatically good
Denzel Washington has never been in a bad movie, because when Denzel Washington is in a movie it's automatically good
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tbh there are some meals I hope ARE forever on the hips. I've eaten some incredible food and my ass should reflect that.
May 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
tbh there are some meals I hope ARE forever on the hips. I've eaten some incredible food and my ass should reflect that.
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
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the thing about groceries is I bought them *last* week already how dare things <checks notes> disappear when you eat them
April 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the thing about groceries is I bought them *last* week already how dare things <checks notes> disappear when you eat them
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I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.
March 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I LOVE REGULATION. I LOVE THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING THAT A RESTAURANT IS SAFE TO EAT AND A PRODUCT WONT KILL ME. I WANT MORE REGULATION. I DONT WANT CORPORATIONS TO BREATHE WITHOUT GOVERNMENT PERMISSION.
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“You don’t have to read the book if it’s making you mad” you will not take my god given right to complain about things that don’t matter from me
March 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“You don’t have to read the book if it’s making you mad” you will not take my god given right to complain about things that don’t matter from me
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I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
February 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone with assorted meats and cheeses breaks in and needs to make a charcuterie board
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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I will also add that people in Congress are not volunteers. They are being paid. They have health insurance. They have retirement. They have ONE JOB—to serve their constituents. And if they cannot figure out how to push back politically they don't deserve to be in office.
January 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will also add that people in Congress are not volunteers. They are being paid. They have health insurance. They have retirement. They have ONE JOB—to serve their constituents. And if they cannot figure out how to push back politically they don't deserve to be in office.
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Whyyyyy has Idris Elba not been cast in a hundred more roles where he gets to stand on the thumb of a colossal mech and deliver inspirational speeches? The people need him.
January 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Whyyyyy has Idris Elba not been cast in a hundred more roles where he gets to stand on the thumb of a colossal mech and deliver inspirational speeches? The people need him.
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it reveals a hidden room?
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“what are your plans for the holidays?” well,
December 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
“what are your plans for the holidays?” well,
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your email did find me are you happy now
December 2, 2024 at 8:52 PM
your email did find me are you happy now
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[john mayer voice] 🎶 my body is a garbage can 🎶
November 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
[john mayer voice] 🎶 my body is a garbage can 🎶
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If I had a pound for every time I confused the Clock app with the Calculator app, I'd have 12:25pm
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 PM
If I had a pound for every time I confused the Clock app with the Calculator app, I'd have 12:25pm
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I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows
October 27, 2023 at 12:19 PM
I don’t want to “do my best” I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows