maya
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playstation² central, website entrance (1999) web.archive.org/web/19991127...
December 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
playstation² central, website entrance (1999) web.archive.org/web/19991127...
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My Beer Store #14
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My Beer Store #14
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Merry Christmas everybody
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Merry Christmas everybody
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Happy Shane Black Day, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Happy Shane Black Day, everyone.
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The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The original Mavis Beacon was, curiously, also a very good typing tutor.
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"LIGHTBULBS" https://bonequest.com/9778
![spigot: KNOCK KNOCK
pants: WHO'S THERE
spigot: LIGHTBULBS
pants: LIGHTBULBS WHO
spigot: HOW MANY LIGHTBULBS DOES IT TAKE TO FIT UP MY ASS
:***: Z Z Z T *** [[RED]]
deuce: ILLEGAL FORMAT CHANGE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sljbbyjg5lwnfhnn4qk6pbed/bafkreibumw6uepichymxqzh4ebcwmdmwvf3ocl7mccrtn74mlugmc256li@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"LIGHTBULBS" https://bonequest.com/9778
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this is quite possibly the best christmas movie of all time
Ten hours of work complete, pork roast prepped for tomorrow... guess it's time for a beer and a Christmas Eve flick.
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is quite possibly the best christmas movie of all time
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[natalie imbruglia in the pokemon world]
i'm all out of faith
this is how i spheal
i am cold and i'm maushold
lying naked on boldore
i'm all out of faith
this is how i spheal
i am cold and i'm maushold
lying naked on boldore
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
[natalie imbruglia in the pokemon world]
i'm all out of faith
this is how i spheal
i am cold and i'm maushold
lying naked on boldore
i'm all out of faith
this is how i spheal
i am cold and i'm maushold
lying naked on boldore
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/803112359_123291.jpg
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/803112359_123291.jpg
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do NOT download this. do not share it, do not use it, do not seed it and whatever you do do not listen to it. spotify's music quality is fucking ass
A pirate activist group reportedly scraped and uploaded Spotify’s entire music catalog online ✳️
• Included 86M audio files — now circulating in bulk torrents totaling ~300 terabytes
• Spotify confirmed they are investigating the incident
(via billboard)
• Included 86M audio files — now circulating in bulk torrents totaling ~300 terabytes
• Spotify confirmed they are investigating the incident
(via billboard)
December 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
do NOT download this. do not share it, do not use it, do not seed it and whatever you do do not listen to it. spotify's music quality is fucking ass
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when i am president i will establish an international organization of the top scientists, programmers and conceptual thinkers of our time to fix the input lag in pcsx2
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
when i am president i will establish an international organization of the top scientists, programmers and conceptual thinkers of our time to fix the input lag in pcsx2
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#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/12882379015_0cd8fae6f8_c.jpg
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#hourly #yeen https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/Yeens/12882379015_0cd8fae6f8_c.jpg
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1995 Subaru Impreza 555 (S3)
picture: Liz Jones https://www.flickr.com/people/lizjones/ under CC BY 2.0
picture: Liz Jones https://www.flickr.com/people/lizjones/ under CC BY 2.0
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
1995 Subaru Impreza 555 (S3)
picture: Liz Jones https://www.flickr.com/people/lizjones/ under CC BY 2.0
picture: Liz Jones https://www.flickr.com/people/lizjones/ under CC BY 2.0
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hey listen if you don't put a low poly big titty lady in our N64 platformer collectathon then we are just completely fucked. our company is going bankrupt tomorrow. if you don't put in the low poly huge titty cartoon lady then we are going to be tortured for our debts. do you understand
February 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
hey listen if you don't put a low poly big titty lady in our N64 platformer collectathon then we are just completely fucked. our company is going bankrupt tomorrow. if you don't put in the low poly huge titty cartoon lady then we are going to be tortured for our debts. do you understand
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Pluribus rules because it’s forcing people who wanna see a bunch of sci fi lore dumps to instead watch amazing actors have incredibly interesting conversations about what it means to be a person
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pluribus rules because it’s forcing people who wanna see a bunch of sci fi lore dumps to instead watch amazing actors have incredibly interesting conversations about what it means to be a person
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![Teodor: GUYS! COME QUICK! I FOUND THE SON OF A BITCH THAT INVENTED COMIC SANS! [[Ray, reading a magazine, turns his head with an angry horrified expression]] [[Roast Beef, painting a model car, turns his head with an angry horrified expression]] [[Lyle, drinking a bottle of whiskey, turns his head with an angry horrified expression]] [[A round faced character in a shirt that says "Smile!" in Comic sans looks back frightened towards the source of the voice]] Unseen Speaker: THERE HE IS! GET HIM! [[The round character is running down a flight of stairs. Teodor can be seen in the corner of the panel pursuing him.]] Teodor: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE RUNNING FROM?! THE DISEASE IS INSIDE OF YOU! [[Ray is in mid-air, about to stomp on the character; Teodor is bent over doing god knows what; Lyle is standing behind Teodor and flipping the bird; and Roast Beef is stepping on the character's head, pointing angrily.]] Ray: NOTHING CAN UNDO WHAT YOU'VE DONE! Roast Beef: HE WANTS TO TASTE THE CURB! HE WANTS TO TASTE THE FUCKING CURB! {{Alt text: Comic Sans is the disease inside of our community.}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xhavyduiuipgxrvrg7o5ssy6/bafkreicjksyn364pqmgyq5i72p3nkpiy4rvxql3sv63fs5cdgvx7petz2m@jpeg)
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap