@shitsamsays.bsky.social
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i had a dream where i invented both the picatinny-mounted bluetooth speaker and also a model that instead of having bluetooth, just plays “cum on feel the noize” as soon as you start shooting.
it’s been nice knowing you proles, but now im going to be a millionaire.
it’s been nice knowing you proles, but now im going to be a millionaire.
March 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
i had a dream where i invented both the picatinny-mounted bluetooth speaker and also a model that instead of having bluetooth, just plays “cum on feel the noize” as soon as you start shooting.
it’s been nice knowing you proles, but now im going to be a millionaire.
it’s been nice knowing you proles, but now im going to be a millionaire.
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why everything sucks online:
1) online ads used to pay for everything until companies realized that ads didn't work that well
2) the companies that owned the ad systems need something that makes money since ads are working less
3) the people making stuff still needed the money that ads gave them
1) online ads used to pay for everything until companies realized that ads didn't work that well
2) the companies that owned the ad systems need something that makes money since ads are working less
3) the people making stuff still needed the money that ads gave them
March 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
why everything sucks online:
1) online ads used to pay for everything until companies realized that ads didn't work that well
2) the companies that owned the ad systems need something that makes money since ads are working less
3) the people making stuff still needed the money that ads gave them
1) online ads used to pay for everything until companies realized that ads didn't work that well
2) the companies that owned the ad systems need something that makes money since ads are working less
3) the people making stuff still needed the money that ads gave them
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The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
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The IDF has kidnapped the co-director of Oscar winning film No Other Land after being assaulted by a gang of Israeli settlers.
March 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The IDF has kidnapped the co-director of Oscar winning film No Other Land after being assaulted by a gang of Israeli settlers.
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These guys inherited one of the most functional state apparatus in the history of the world and they are inhabiting it like a crack house.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
These guys inherited one of the most functional state apparatus in the history of the world and they are inhabiting it like a crack house.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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We are sending people for indefinite detention without trial at a foreign gulag because they have tattoos about soccer teams and about loving their mothers.
I want you to understand this is happening in our name and we know most of these men committed no crimes. One is a professional soccer player who was tortured in Venezuela and was working through asylum in the U.S. ICE shipped him for his Real Madrid tattoo and a picture throwing rock & roll horns.
March 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We are sending people for indefinite detention without trial at a foreign gulag because they have tattoos about soccer teams and about loving their mothers.
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This is one of those things that isn't really news, but should be reported anyway.
Of course the vandalism is stochastic, individual, and unrelated to protests; the entire gambit of deeming these lone wolves part of a "terrorist organization" is to target the peaceful protesters, who are organized
Of course the vandalism is stochastic, individual, and unrelated to protests; the entire gambit of deeming these lone wolves part of a "terrorist organization" is to target the peaceful protesters, who are organized
New: Despite Musk and Trump claiming the vandalism of Tesla cars and facilities is respectively "coordinated" and terrorism funded by powerful leftists, law enforcement officials and extremism experts say there is no coordination. It's organic.
No evidence of coordinated vandalism of Teslas despite Musk and Trump claims
The attacks have come as Musk has emerged as one of the brightest flashpoints of an already tumultuous second Trump administration.
www.nbcnews.com
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is one of those things that isn't really news, but should be reported anyway.
Of course the vandalism is stochastic, individual, and unrelated to protests; the entire gambit of deeming these lone wolves part of a "terrorist organization" is to target the peaceful protesters, who are organized
Of course the vandalism is stochastic, individual, and unrelated to protests; the entire gambit of deeming these lone wolves part of a "terrorist organization" is to target the peaceful protesters, who are organized
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people regularly ask me what they should do to prepare for the possibility of mass violence and civil unrest. we give this advice often on It Could Happen Here but this is my list of advice in no specific order:
take a stop the bleed course. get to know your neighbors. Organize in your community. learn about storing food and filtering or otherwise obtaining fresh water. explore radio / ham comms. learn about disaster preparedness. Volunteer.
March 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
people regularly ask me what they should do to prepare for the possibility of mass violence and civil unrest. we give this advice often on It Could Happen Here but this is my list of advice in no specific order:
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elon musk personally reinstated the account of a MAGA influencer who posted stills from a video of a nine-year-old girl being raped to death
they weren't stills from elsewhere on the internet. they had his watermark on them
they weren't stills from elsewhere on the internet. they had his watermark on them
if the democratic party had a functional propaganda arm it could make a lot of hay of the fact that a non-trivial number of MAGA personalities and politicians are child sex offenders
March 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
elon musk personally reinstated the account of a MAGA influencer who posted stills from a video of a nine-year-old girl being raped to death
they weren't stills from elsewhere on the internet. they had his watermark on them
they weren't stills from elsewhere on the internet. they had his watermark on them
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Columbia Journalism Review tested eight generative AI search tools and found their answers were wrong 60% of the time, and the paid ones actually fared worse than the free ones.
Meanwhile, millions of people trust the way they present total bullshit with confident language.
Meanwhile, millions of people trust the way they present total bullshit with confident language.
AI search engines cite incorrect sources at an alarming 60% rate, study says
CJR study shows AI search services misinform users and ignore publisher exclusion requests.
arstechnica.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Columbia Journalism Review tested eight generative AI search tools and found their answers were wrong 60% of the time, and the paid ones actually fared worse than the free ones.
Meanwhile, millions of people trust the way they present total bullshit with confident language.
Meanwhile, millions of people trust the way they present total bullshit with confident language.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕🇺🇸
March 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕🇺🇸
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Looks like we are deporting innocent men to the Salvadoran gulag for having tattoos in Spanish that say things like "strong like my mom"
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
For four Venezuelan friends, Alien Enemies Act cuts short an American dream
President Donald Trump used the Alien Enemies Act to deport Venezuelans accused of being gang members. Relatives of men sent to El Salvador deny the allegation.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Looks like we are deporting innocent men to the Salvadoran gulag for having tattoos in Spanish that say things like "strong like my mom"
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
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are democrats just pay pigs? does squirming like a little worm and showing their bellies then turning around and asking for cash turn them on?
March 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
are democrats just pay pigs? does squirming like a little worm and showing their bellies then turning around and asking for cash turn them on?
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the boomer ISIS jihad will be a thing of terrible might so long as our allies in the Canadian underground can keep the Ensure flowing
March 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
the boomer ISIS jihad will be a thing of terrible might so long as our allies in the Canadian underground can keep the Ensure flowing
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I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
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This is your state on Republican meth.
The University Of Cincinnati is replacing all of it's restroom signs with ones that designate use to only biological sex.
February 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is your state on Republican meth.
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They're shedding their skin. It's normal. The truck under there is way stronger anwyay
Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather.
Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.
Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.
Owners Say Cybertrucks Are Shedding Body Panels. One Thinks He Knows Why
A Tesla owner who wraps vehicles for a living has an idea why his truck lost a piece of its bodywork at speed.
www.roadandtrack.com
February 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
They're shedding their skin. It's normal. The truck under there is way stronger anwyay
Got a vasectomy and what is most likely norovirus for Valentines Day. How about yall?
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Got a vasectomy and what is most likely norovirus for Valentines Day. How about yall?
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Starting to suspect the material world was created by some sort of malevolent demiurge 🤔
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Starting to suspect the material world was created by some sort of malevolent demiurge 🤔