The Holly and the Mikey
@sirmikey.bsky.social
Over zealous but friendly nerd. Curious and silly. Basically a Labrador in a man costume. New overwhelmed Dad. Liberal in attitude and consumption of chocolate.
He/Him |🇪🇺 |🏴
He/Him |🇪🇺 |🏴
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Her: what are you thinking about?
Me: If I had photosynthesis would I have to stay inside to lose weight?
Her: [puts clothes back on]
Me: If I had photosynthesis would I have to stay inside to lose weight?
Her: [puts clothes back on]
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Her: what are you thinking about?
Me: If I had photosynthesis would I have to stay inside to lose weight?
Her: [puts clothes back on]
Me: If I had photosynthesis would I have to stay inside to lose weight?
Her: [puts clothes back on]
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People: Let's meet up later!
ADHD: Sounds good!
Anxiety: No, you'll make it weird.
ADHD: No I won't
Anxiety: Yes you will
ADHD: No
Anxiety: Remember that detailed description of how plague victims died?
ADHD: Oh
Anxiety: Yes
ADHD: Sounds good!
Anxiety: No, you'll make it weird.
ADHD: No I won't
Anxiety: Yes you will
ADHD: No
Anxiety: Remember that detailed description of how plague victims died?
ADHD: Oh
Anxiety: Yes
May 12, 2024 at 4:49 AM
People: Let's meet up later!
ADHD: Sounds good!
Anxiety: No, you'll make it weird.
ADHD: No I won't
Anxiety: Yes you will
ADHD: No
Anxiety: Remember that detailed description of how plague victims died?
ADHD: Oh
Anxiety: Yes
ADHD: Sounds good!
Anxiety: No, you'll make it weird.
ADHD: No I won't
Anxiety: Yes you will
ADHD: No
Anxiety: Remember that detailed description of how plague victims died?
ADHD: Oh
Anxiety: Yes
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Roses are red,
Sex can be mellow
OR you could be
Sex can be mellow
OR you could be
September 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Roses are red,
Sex can be mellow
OR you could be
Sex can be mellow
OR you could be
Babies + Chloroform. That's a no go, right? What about if they're being particularly resistant to unconsciousness?
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Babies + Chloroform. That's a no go, right? What about if they're being particularly resistant to unconsciousness?
Need a t-shirt with simply "The Babies stole my words" on it. Because they have.
September 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Need a t-shirt with simply "The Babies stole my words" on it. Because they have.
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I loved the finale, but TBH I already really miss Big Mouth. It was a great show, funny and absolute filth. Where am I going to get my animated bodily fluid based distraction from now?
June 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I loved the finale, but TBH I already really miss Big Mouth. It was a great show, funny and absolute filth. Where am I going to get my animated bodily fluid based distraction from now?
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[narrating a documentary on magpies] just look at these fucken badger chickens
June 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
[narrating a documentary on magpies] just look at these fucken badger chickens
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“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
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You know, if they didn’t need to eat, sleep, play, or communicate, having toddlers would be really easy.
March 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You know, if they didn’t need to eat, sleep, play, or communicate, having toddlers would be really easy.
Finding cutlery I didn't know I had:
"How FORKtunate!"
"How FORKtunate!"
March 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Finding cutlery I didn't know I had:
"How FORKtunate!"
"How FORKtunate!"
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I like kids because they say shit like " the wall people want your eyes" and then destroy an entire house with a sharpie
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I like kids because they say shit like " the wall people want your eyes" and then destroy an entire house with a sharpie
Well, my impotent ball of frustrations and dissatisfactions isn't helping right now. It's going to be a scream-in-to-a-pillow kinda evening.
January 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Well, my impotent ball of frustrations and dissatisfactions isn't helping right now. It's going to be a scream-in-to-a-pillow kinda evening.
Huh. A quarter of the way through the 21st century. That went quick.
January 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Huh. A quarter of the way through the 21st century. That went quick.
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
"Parenting" - Mikey 2024
December 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
"Parenting" - Mikey 2024
I feel it's time to start pulling this one out again: #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying
There was cereal in her cereal and milk.
There was cereal in her cereal and milk.
December 28, 2024 at 11:15 AM
I feel it's time to start pulling this one out again: #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying
There was cereal in her cereal and milk.
There was cereal in her cereal and milk.
Initial #ff16 / #ffxvi impressions:
- We've got some serious Game of Thrones the anime energy
- Suffers from some standard fantasy tropes (bumping into childhood friends that just happen to be crazy powerful and central to the plot)
- It's ridiculously fun to play
- I'm utterly hooked
- We've got some serious Game of Thrones the anime energy
- Suffers from some standard fantasy tropes (bumping into childhood friends that just happen to be crazy powerful and central to the plot)
- It's ridiculously fun to play
- I'm utterly hooked
December 26, 2024 at 11:27 PM
December 26, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
December 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974
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producer: so who’s gonna play the ghost of christmas past? scooter? rowlf?
Brian Henson (grimly): the sleep paralysis demon
producer: the what?
Brian Henson (grimly): the sleep paralysis demon
producer: the what?
December 25, 2024 at 6:38 PM
producer: so who’s gonna play the ghost of christmas past? scooter? rowlf?
Brian Henson (grimly): the sleep paralysis demon
producer: the what?
Brian Henson (grimly): the sleep paralysis demon
producer: the what?
Sunk far too much time into that game this year. Engaging though.
And I'm proud of my 0 Multiplayer Hours. I don't want humans spoiling my escapism.
And I'm proud of my 0 Multiplayer Hours. I don't want humans spoiling my escapism.
December 25, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Sunk far too much time into that game this year. Engaging though.
And I'm proud of my 0 Multiplayer Hours. I don't want humans spoiling my escapism.
And I'm proud of my 0 Multiplayer Hours. I don't want humans spoiling my escapism.