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Thread of all the times that Democrats on the Intelligence Committee came for the jugulars of John Ratcliffe and Tulsi Gabbard over their Signal group chat, bc people saying “Democrats are doing nothing” is driving me crazy. 1: Mark Warner says they should be fired, are sloppy, incompetent: (1/ )
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This is a parody account. This is not a real quote.
Stop sharing it.
And if you say, "well, it's ok because it might as well be real," I will block you.
Stop sharing it.
And if you say, "well, it's ok because it might as well be real," I will block you.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is a parody account. This is not a real quote.
Stop sharing it.
And if you say, "well, it's ok because it might as well be real," I will block you.
Stop sharing it.
And if you say, "well, it's ok because it might as well be real," I will block you.
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The Republicans in Congress own this shutdown.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Republicans in Congress own this shutdown.
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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Our brains simply didn't evolve to handle perfect visual deceptions, and I'm not convinced we can meaningfully adapt culturally to universal access to a machine that pumps out convincing video lies tailored to any specification, instantly shareable with everyone on the planet.
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Our brains simply didn't evolve to handle perfect visual deceptions, and I'm not convinced we can meaningfully adapt culturally to universal access to a machine that pumps out convincing video lies tailored to any specification, instantly shareable with everyone on the planet.
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Tough times out there...
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Tough times out there...
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Broads: Are They Really People? Join us tomorrow at nytimes.com as Ross Douthat and a Neanderthal model we swiped from the Smithsonian investigate.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Broads: Are They Really People? Join us tomorrow at nytimes.com as Ross Douthat and a Neanderthal model we swiped from the Smithsonian investigate.
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BREAKING: Scrooge McDuck is requesting government support to help guarantee his money pit is sufficiently deep for him to dive into and swim laps.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
BREAKING: Scrooge McDuck is requesting government support to help guarantee his money pit is sufficiently deep for him to dive into and swim laps.
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Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”
Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”
Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”
Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”
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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.
He was wearing pink pajamas, and driving in a Ford.
One hand was on the throttle and the other on a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer!
He was wearing pink pajamas, and driving in a Ford.
One hand was on the throttle and the other on a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer!
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord.
He was wearing pink pajamas, and driving in a Ford.
One hand was on the throttle and the other on a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer!
He was wearing pink pajamas, and driving in a Ford.
One hand was on the throttle and the other on a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer!
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mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
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Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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if shit ever really hits the fan you'd better believe the front lines of the Second American Civil War will be fought in pink pussy hats and modified minivan technicals with COEXIST bumper stickers
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
if shit ever really hits the fan you'd better believe the front lines of the Second American Civil War will be fought in pink pussy hats and modified minivan technicals with COEXIST bumper stickers
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you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.
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What they're REALLY saying is that they expect political activism to be a one-and-done proposition. Much like their idiotic obsession with "codifying" Roe. MoFos, the VRA was "codified." It doesn't mean a fucking thing if you don't vote to keep SCOTUS and lower courts.
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What they're REALLY saying is that they expect political activism to be a one-and-done proposition. Much like their idiotic obsession with "codifying" Roe. MoFos, the VRA was "codified." It doesn't mean a fucking thing if you don't vote to keep SCOTUS and lower courts.
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
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After reading this post, it was revealed to me in a terma that JB Pritzker is an emanation of Padmasambhava, destined to subdue and pacify the incarnate demonic energies of Mar a Lago and bring about the flowering of the lotus of enlightenment in America.
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
After reading this post, it was revealed to me in a terma that JB Pritzker is an emanation of Padmasambhava, destined to subdue and pacify the incarnate demonic energies of Mar a Lago and bring about the flowering of the lotus of enlightenment in America.
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i'm reminded of that one anecdote where focus groups straight up didn't believe Romney's actual policy positions were real because they were too austere
i think a similar thing is happening for media people who live in denial of what the American right is all about, it's not just Twitter edgelords
i think a similar thing is happening for media people who live in denial of what the American right is all about, it's not just Twitter edgelords
a genuine problem is that a lot of this stuff is just completely alien to the mass media elite
like who else besides weirdos like me take time to analyze what the intellectual righties are saying
like who else besides weirdos like me take time to analyze what the intellectual righties are saying
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i'm reminded of that one anecdote where focus groups straight up didn't believe Romney's actual policy positions were real because they were too austere
i think a similar thing is happening for media people who live in denial of what the American right is all about, it's not just Twitter edgelords
i think a similar thing is happening for media people who live in denial of what the American right is all about, it's not just Twitter edgelords
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Popes really seem to be building up a doctrine of “the Bible says you have to hate JD Vance specifically.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Popes really seem to be building up a doctrine of “the Bible says you have to hate JD Vance specifically.”
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Don’t you mean “Have you ever been drunk and gotten a Nazi tattoo and called it ‘my totenkopf’ and kept it for 20 years?”
A friend in college got drunk and got a tattoo on his chest that looked like the Raisin Bran sun and he had the good sense to get it removed as soon as he had the cash.
A friend in college got drunk and got a tattoo on his chest that looked like the Raisin Bran sun and he had the good sense to get it removed as soon as he had the cash.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Don’t you mean “Have you ever been drunk and gotten a Nazi tattoo and called it ‘my totenkopf’ and kept it for 20 years?”
A friend in college got drunk and got a tattoo on his chest that looked like the Raisin Bran sun and he had the good sense to get it removed as soon as he had the cash.
A friend in college got drunk and got a tattoo on his chest that looked like the Raisin Bran sun and he had the good sense to get it removed as soon as he had the cash.
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Real Charge of the Light Brigade energy right here
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Real Charge of the Light Brigade energy right here
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i’m just so mad because if we absolutely had to elect an unqualified media personality to be president we should have gone with either of the guys from CAR TALK
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’m just so mad because if we absolutely had to elect an unqualified media personality to be president we should have gone with either of the guys from CAR TALK
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The fact that such demonic people could ascend *for a second time* to supreme executive power is an indictment less upon Trump and his coattail riders, than upon the polity at large. Any polity that allows this level of depravity cannot then deny their agency in ushering in the horrors
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The fact that such demonic people could ascend *for a second time* to supreme executive power is an indictment less upon Trump and his coattail riders, than upon the polity at large. Any polity that allows this level of depravity cannot then deny their agency in ushering in the horrors
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Fascism attracts freaks who couldn't succeed in a more legitimate system. The fascist leader hires them because, being incompetents and miscreants, they owe their position entirely to him, personally, since they could not rise to such heights otherwise. This guarantees their loyalty.
this administration comprises a world historical constellation of freaks: lady who married a guy who could be her grandfather, bulimic adulteress, childless cat shrew, adult catholic convert, a nosferatu, four different types of closet case, asian viking, guy who literally starved widows. majestic
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fascism attracts freaks who couldn't succeed in a more legitimate system. The fascist leader hires them because, being incompetents and miscreants, they owe their position entirely to him, personally, since they could not rise to such heights otherwise. This guarantees their loyalty.
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Tell your normie friends that it’s fucked up that the US government is building concentration camps and that if we don’t stop this now it only ends in one place.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Tell your normie friends that it’s fucked up that the US government is building concentration camps and that if we don’t stop this now it only ends in one place.