Sloppy Steak Enjoyer
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[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
“Lacking legitimacy”: Sen. Bill Cassidy breaks with RFK Jr. after CDC leadership exodus www.notus.org/health-scien...
‘Lacking Legitimacy’: Sen. Bill Cassidy Breaks With RFK Jr. After CDC Leadership Exodus
He called on a key government vaccine panel to postpone its upcoming meeting.
www.notus.org
August 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
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free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
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Imagine how long it took to put them all on airplane mode
Apple reportedly flew in 5 planes full of iPhones into the U.S. to avoid tariffs
April 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Imagine how long it took to put them all on airplane mode
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At least now I understand how he bankrupted a casino
April 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
At least now I understand how he bankrupted a casino
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groimes the choiseheads hoite me
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
groimes the choiseheads hoite me
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as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that
March 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
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Bob Uecker was just the best: defector.com/bob-uecker-w...
Bob Uecker Was Just The Best | Defector
It is not difficult to find people who loved Bob Uecker unreservedly. There is a good reason for this: He was the last genuinely and instinctively funny person in baseball history. He was the god of M...
defector.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Bob Uecker was just the best: defector.com/bob-uecker-w...
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Reading this so it lines up with the chorus of Built To Spill's "You Were Wrong."
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Reading this so it lines up with the chorus of Built To Spill's "You Were Wrong."
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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
theonion.com/new-law-requ...
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 7, 2024 at 5:19 PM
can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
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“I answer to only three men: Donald Trump, Jack Daniels, and Jesus Christ.”
Hegseth: I don't answer to anyone in this group, none of you, not to that camera at all. I answer to President Trump.. I answer to the 50— the 100 senators who are part of this process and those in the committee.
December 6, 2024 at 12:50 AM
“I answer to only three men: Donald Trump, Jack Daniels, and Jesus Christ.”
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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every device is a lickable
December 5, 2024 at 4:10 PM
every device is a lickable
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Dang, you can also get CTE from just pretending to get hit in the head
Stallone introducing Trump: We are in the presence of a really mythical character… Guess what, we got the second George Washington.
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Dang, you can also get CTE from just pretending to get hit in the head
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Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches to feeding children.
November 17, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches to feeding children.
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