Reposted by SMB
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
Reposted by SMB
Reposted by SMB
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
Reposted by SMB
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals
Reposted by SMB
Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Coffee is not enough this morning. I need that lemonade that kills you.
Reposted by SMB
Reposted by SMB
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
Reposted by SMB
Reposted by SMB
if you've got a one-run lead with no one on against the greatest player in the 150-year history of pro baseball, you simply have to throw him a pitch that is roughly over the middle of the plate and dick-high
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
if you've got a one-run lead with no one on against the greatest player in the 150-year history of pro baseball, you simply have to throw him a pitch that is roughly over the middle of the plate and dick-high
Reposted by SMB
The official residence of the Prime Minister of Canada has sat empty for a decade with walls full of dead rats and asbestos, because successive governments all thought spending on renovations would be political suicide as a sign of lavish out-of-touch luxury to not want to live with dead rats
Opinion: Donald Trump’s $300mn-ish ballroom extension is almost twice the size of the entire existing White House. It’s like adding a conservatory twice the size of your house.
Then there’s the optics of building a ballroom in the middle of a government shutdown... on.ft.com/43Ek6q6
Then there’s the optics of building a ballroom in the middle of a government shutdown... on.ft.com/43Ek6q6
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The official residence of the Prime Minister of Canada has sat empty for a decade with walls full of dead rats and asbestos, because successive governments all thought spending on renovations would be political suicide as a sign of lavish out-of-touch luxury to not want to live with dead rats
Reposted by SMB
The Blue Jays lost but the worst part was still the Jonas Brothers
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Blue Jays lost but the worst part was still the Jonas Brothers
Reposted by SMB
Reposted by SMB
I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
Reposted by SMB
Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Teams that Trey Yesavage has beaten in professional baseball this year:
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
- Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
- Clearwater Threshers
- Tri-City Dust Devils
- Hartford Yard Goats
- the New York Yankees in the MLB Postseason
Reposted by SMB
O Canada at a World Series for the first time since 1993. We're back baby.
a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
Alt: a blue jays logo with a red maple leaf on it
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
O Canada at a World Series for the first time since 1993. We're back baby.
Reposted by SMB
If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If the Rogers Centre had a parking lot that covered the same surface area as the Dodgers' parking lot, it would stretch from Queen Street on one end to the Lake Ontario waterfront on the other
Reposted by SMB
oh right, by popular demand here's the link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
"Get Behind Anything" 2025 MLB World Series Hype Video Promo | Toronto Blue Jays
YouTube video by @iamwillycool
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
oh right, by popular demand here's the link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
Reposted by SMB
At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
Reposted by SMB
I LOVE YOU JEFF HOFFMAN AND ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU DONT GO THRU MY HISTORY THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE THERE
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I LOVE YOU JEFF HOFFMAN AND ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU DONT GO THRU MY HISTORY THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE THERE
Reposted by SMB
Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet
Reposted by SMB
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Reposted by SMB
Defeatist loser thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Mariners"
Powerful and defiant thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Blue Jays"
Powerful and defiant thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Blue Jays"
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Defeatist loser thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Mariners"
Powerful and defiant thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Blue Jays"
Powerful and defiant thoughts: "oh man these Dodgers are gonna steamroll the Blue Jays"
Reposted by SMB
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
Reposted by SMB
The entire baseball world: Don’t look at or talk to Max Scherzer when he’s on the mound or he’ll murder you and family.
Vlad: Hey Max! You’re tipping your pitches, bro!
Vlad: Hey Max! You’re tipping your pitches, bro!
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The entire baseball world: Don’t look at or talk to Max Scherzer when he’s on the mound or he’ll murder you and family.
Vlad: Hey Max! You’re tipping your pitches, bro!
Vlad: Hey Max! You’re tipping your pitches, bro!