Maark
@somemarkguuy.bsky.social
Здравствуй, я тебя так долго ждал
Im not the guy
Im not the guy
Reposted by Maark
a concussed haynes king throwing deep and trying to lead the most confusing 2 minute drill is probably the only way this could’ve ended
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
a concussed haynes king throwing deep and trying to lead the most confusing 2 minute drill is probably the only way this could’ve ended
Reposted by Maark
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
Reposted by Maark
I love sports announcers: “In a game full of MVPs, who could imagine it would be a total fucking loser who would hit a home run to tie the score in the top of the 9th”
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I love sports announcers: “In a game full of MVPs, who could imagine it would be a total fucking loser who would hit a home run to tie the score in the top of the 9th”
Reposted by Maark
I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I take no pleasure in this but going to a different city with your dumb buddies and getting badly injured because you antagonized a bunch of strangers and fell down twice chasing the 110lb teenager who stole your sunglasses actually is North Jersey Excellence, of a sort.
Reposted by Maark
You could take like 1/10th of a No Kings crowd, walk it to Bill Ackmans house, loiter outside for like 2 hours, and probably get him into a last days of berlin type crisis
October 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You could take like 1/10th of a No Kings crowd, walk it to Bill Ackmans house, loiter outside for like 2 hours, and probably get him into a last days of berlin type crisis
Reposted by Maark
fair play if trump does unveil a magic bed that can cure all known illnesses I will have to hand it to him
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
fair play if trump does unveil a magic bed that can cure all known illnesses I will have to hand it to him
Reposted by Maark
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
Reposted by Maark
Sean Connery speaking into a microphone: Mingus Reedus
Mingus Reedus, 25, pleaded not guilty to charges of assault and harassment as his attorney pushed back on the prosecution's version of events.
Son of 'Walking Dead' actor Norman Reedus charged with assault in New York
Mingus Reedus, 25, pleaded not guilty to charges of assault and harassment as his attorney pushed back on the prosecution's version of events.
nbcnews.to
August 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sean Connery speaking into a microphone: Mingus Reedus
Reposted by Maark
Interviewer: Why shouldn’t President Trump send the military to occupy your city?
Big Important Democrat: I support and love the Police I really want to kiss the Police
Big Important Democrat: I support and love the Police I really want to kiss the Police
August 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Interviewer: Why shouldn’t President Trump send the military to occupy your city?
Big Important Democrat: I support and love the Police I really want to kiss the Police
Big Important Democrat: I support and love the Police I really want to kiss the Police
Here’s some photos of my little dude I needed to share because he thinks more people need to be notified of his daily labors. What my subtle manipulation of the perspective of each doesn’t show is that he’s in the same spot and these were taken hours apart
August 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Here’s some photos of my little dude I needed to share because he thinks more people need to be notified of his daily labors. What my subtle manipulation of the perspective of each doesn’t show is that he’s in the same spot and these were taken hours apart
Reposted by Maark
as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration
Reposted by Maark
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
Reposted by Maark
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
Live shot of me watching the Dallas stars trying to close out the game
April 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Live shot of me watching the Dallas stars trying to close out the game
Chinese victory was all but assured when the navy left the keys to the aircraft carriers home and couldn’t get them to start
March 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Chinese victory was all but assured when the navy left the keys to the aircraft carriers home and couldn’t get them to start
Reposted by Maark
Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"
Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’
A leading figure in feminism and gender studies, the thinker welcomes EL PAÍS in California after being voted one of the most influential minds in the world
english.elpais.com
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"
Reposted by Maark
when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
February 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on
Reposted by Maark
This is 2005 Legacy Sports Columnist prose.
Not breaking any new ground here, but my god is Bari a bad writer and thinker
February 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is 2005 Legacy Sports Columnist prose.
Reposted by Maark
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
Reposted by Maark
Reposted by Maark
Speaking of which, I found one of the DOGE guys PornHub accounts lmao
Oh there's that, but DC and uh, the Fort Meade area have some serious rat-fucking capabilities, and people do not like their fiefdoms interfered with.
Number one rule is don't fuck with the money.
Number one rule is don't fuck with the money.
February 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Speaking of which, I found one of the DOGE guys PornHub accounts lmao
Reposted by Maark
Pulling up on Nazis with the blicka while bumping Public Enemy. You can’t get any cooler than this.
This motherfucker makes me proud.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pulling up on Nazis with the blicka while bumping Public Enemy. You can’t get any cooler than this.