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all of the interesting people i know can't find work writing about interesting stuff but there's plenty of money for websites called I Crossed The Line Dot Org about how the powerpoint about not being an asshole at work was Orwellian
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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there a trillion magazines now called like ThoughtThink. Unsaid. CensoredMedia. The Believer. CrossingLines. The New Principles Of Thought Project. and every single one has written the same article a million times over that is just "i had to take a diversity training at work and it was annoying"
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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increasingly starting to think that the endgame is to kill consumer computing so end users are driven to use centrally-operated cloud computing farms that these companies have total control over, so AI becomes inescapable

right now AI is irritating but possible to avoid, and we can't have that
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Of course the British are transphobic. Their most iconic building is big clock
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
dracula for men
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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One rat band, as suggested by @sambeaven.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Gen Z is getting into vintage technology because things were just better back then, and now that they understand this thanks to playing with an N-Gage, they'll happily vote for Barack Obama in the next election
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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the best bit of Dukat's character is that he does feel shame for his crimes, and that shame is what drives him to increasingly insane heights of villainy.

Garak just punched the clock at the fascism factory. Dukat needed a constant stream of people telling him "this is good. you're good."
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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good for them
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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buddy just said that hitting his vape with a burnt coil "tastes like smoking an e-mail"
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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having a long heartfelt conversation in the back of my dragula
August 25, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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sexy teen soap set at starfleet academy? why not! they should make every type of show star trek. moody scandinavian police procedural star trek. half-hour family sitcom starring worf. vulcan columbo
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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turning this mfer into a crepe
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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horses are incompatible with the grace of god because they run too fast to receive jesus's blessings
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Customers are craven scum
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band
September 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM