AssBeanDad
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What’s the worst that could happen?
Former and current Engineer 🦫
T-Burg, NY
📻: AE5JG->W2JGZ
Former and current Engineer 🦫
T-Burg, NY
📻: AE5JG->W2JGZ
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Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
December 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love
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☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
☕️📖 Nothing like spending a cozy morning curled up under a blanket with a cup of tea and a book on my lap to keep me company while I endlessly scroll my phone
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Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Merry Christmas
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wow yeah it’s almost like a public good should not be expected to make money but surely that can’t be true anyway let me take a big sip of coffee and check out the Air Force’s revenue
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
wow yeah it’s almost like a public good should not be expected to make money but surely that can’t be true anyway let me take a big sip of coffee and check out the Air Force’s revenue
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CBS destroying a brand they built up over the course of like 100 years for one criminal idiot is a pretty funny bit
'Smallest audience ever': Kennedy Center Honors tank on CBS after Trump takes over
www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...
www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...
'Smallest audience ever': Kennedy Center Honors tank on CBS after Trump takes over
"The Kennedy Center Honors" reportedly drew its lowest ratings ever after President Donald Trump announced he would host the event."According to preliminary Nielsen data, 'The Kennedy Center Honors' o...
www.rawstory.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
CBS destroying a brand they built up over the course of like 100 years for one criminal idiot is a pretty funny bit
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
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Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges
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The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.
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“hold my beer” is right there…
Tesla has 60 days to rename Autopilot, or it could face a sales suspension in its biggest U.S. market.
Tesla Ordered To Rename Autopilot Or Face Sales Suspension In California
Tesla has 60 days to rename Autopilot, or it could face a sales suspension in its biggest U.S. market.
insideevs.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
“hold my beer” is right there…
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david duke probably wouldn't have shut down most of the CDC
there is really no difference between the current administration and having the country run by david duke
On that last post: I genuinely cannot think of any good-faith reason to bar international adoptions from those 39 countries. Under this new ban, consulates will refuse adoption visas for any baby from Cuba, Haiti, Venezuela, Nigeria, or any of the 39 other countries.
December 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
david duke probably wouldn't have shut down most of the CDC
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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I have seen the Trump post about Rob Reiner.
I know this is the point but I am so fcking angry.
Having met Rob and followed him for years, I can't tell you how disgusted I am at this narcissistic co-opting of a family tragedy for the monster-in-chief's pathological, psychotic need for attention.
I know this is the point but I am so fcking angry.
Having met Rob and followed him for years, I can't tell you how disgusted I am at this narcissistic co-opting of a family tragedy for the monster-in-chief's pathological, psychotic need for attention.
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have seen the Trump post about Rob Reiner.
I know this is the point but I am so fcking angry.
Having met Rob and followed him for years, I can't tell you how disgusted I am at this narcissistic co-opting of a family tragedy for the monster-in-chief's pathological, psychotic need for attention.
I know this is the point but I am so fcking angry.
Having met Rob and followed him for years, I can't tell you how disgusted I am at this narcissistic co-opting of a family tragedy for the monster-in-chief's pathological, psychotic need for attention.
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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People say FIFA disgraced itself by having that little Trump ceremony. Habibi, it’s FIFA. People died building the Qatari stadium for the last World Cup and it held the World Cup in Russia before that.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
People say FIFA disgraced itself by having that little Trump ceremony. Habibi, it’s FIFA. People died building the Qatari stadium for the last World Cup and it held the World Cup in Russia before that.
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Not watching the draw but at this point if we somehow still host the World Cup next year I just want the whole thing to be a complete and utter fiasco with the world’s best players not getting visas or being stopped at the border traveling between games and the USMNT still getting grouped.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not watching the draw but at this point if we somehow still host the World Cup next year I just want the whole thing to be a complete and utter fiasco with the world’s best players not getting visas or being stopped at the border traveling between games and the USMNT still getting grouped.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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And I’m sorry, but if my parents had ever said anything remotely like this to me, that would’ve been the last time we ever spoke.
My Dad was a lifelong Republican but he was not a fucking sociopath.
My Dad was a lifelong Republican but he was not a fucking sociopath.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And I’m sorry, but if my parents had ever said anything remotely like this to me, that would’ve been the last time we ever spoke.
My Dad was a lifelong Republican but he was not a fucking sociopath.
My Dad was a lifelong Republican but he was not a fucking sociopath.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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This is how you incinerate a field of science. 🔭🧪
NASA is sinking its flagship science center during the government shutdown — and may be breaking the law in the process, critics say
"There is just a general acknowledgement that a lot of what is happening is illegal…"
www.space.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is how you incinerate a field of science. 🔭🧪
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November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM