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Just trying to enjoy this
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As told by the late dancer and choreographer Agnes DeMille.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Should make her Time's Person of the Year every year
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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The President of the United States was best friends with the foremost pedophile of the modern era ... and he don't wanna talk about it...

and the people who voted for him ... don't wanna talk about it

Who is really protecting the Children ?

It looks like you put the fox over the hen house
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Interesting to consider that if you were to go and deface the Kennedy center by removing Trump’s name, you’d be arrested and charged with a crime, but your act would be no more unlawful than what they’re doing right now.
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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As witnesses later recalled, two small dogs just waltzed into the place, grabbed the cat, and waltzed out.
December 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Born March 27, 1975, Stacy Ann Ferguson is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats, Fergie -- you've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. It's time to be a big girl now.
December 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I fully believe this theory. Here’s the scene. Look at the hand and arm jitters. He definitely just got done skiing.
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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the “you should love ai” line is best outlined by a recent joe rogan episode. he LOVES ai music and always tells guests this. a guest pushed back on him saying “i’ve heard ai podcasts are amazing too” and joe rogan immediately pushes back. losers love it until it comes for them
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I…did not see the closing sentence of this photo caption coming: www.chicagotribune.com/2025/12/15/n...
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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huh, did not know this www.science.org/content/arti...
Fatherhood Decreases Testosterone
Lowering hormonal thermostat may help men be better parents
www.science.org
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Just an insane cultural patrimony that he gifted us. And don't forget his finest role, Jordan Belfort's Long Island dad www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO4X...
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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I’ll never forget his warmth and unpretentiousness. Rob Reiner was the proverbial mensch. May he and his wife rest in peace. His memory will always be a blessing to me from that one small interaction we had. I’m sure he touched people’s lives like this everywhere he went. We’ll miss him.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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the category is RANGE
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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John Cena leaves his wristbands and a pair of very sensible shoes in the ring and slides out
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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This is one hell of a Claire Danes impression

www.instagram.com/reel/DSDXKlt...
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM