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Exceptionally bad at the “friend hug”
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“This guy can’t be old, he has a cool jacket” is something I bet a lot of my friends imagine people are thinking about them
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 AM
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Adviser to the demented president:

Sir, that’s Greenland. It’s mostly ice. The name is a real estate scam from the Vikings in the year 982.
January 14, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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If anybody needs me I’ll be in my lab working out how we can have clothes that work like bird outfits where the feathers floof in the cold and unfloof in the heat.
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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You're mad because you expect a "software update" to make things work better. You will only be free when you understand this to be an illusion and accept the fact that software is suffering
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Mike’s Hardest Conversation You Will Ever Have
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The longer I live the more I understand they just keep on making the same guys over and over. That kind of guy from the 70s? They make new ones who are basically the same. Wild
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Huge if true
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Without Roadrunner and Coyote, kids will never learn the seductive dangers of trompe l'oeil
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Getting sick and tired of having to feed myself
June 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Why are they looking so dirty about it
catbus.phd Catbus @catbus.phd · Nov 29
Betty White and Lorne Greene hosting the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, 1965
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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As far back as I can remember I wanted to be a high plains drifter
October 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Is there REALLY just an "average" bear?
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
People live in all sorts of places for all sorts of reasons
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Basic premise of The Witcher. Most dudes are terrible.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ciri or yennifer? Yen ! I ! Fer !
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Well I’ve got the oldest Cayenne Pepper in the West
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
we all have that one sneezy homie
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
[b52s] Cpap, baby Cpap
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Shakira’s hips misled me
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seattle Aurora
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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[looking back on a long and fruitful career in tech] holy shit that sucked
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM