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anxiety bf whos kinda pathetic with it
*nods sagely* bee movie
June 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
*nods sagely* bee movie
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the chemical in my chemical romance was estrogen
my biggest issue w/bsky is that there aren't enough like, lurker randos in here for shit to really pop. too many facebook boomers who think they're posters, not enough guys who say lmao and retweet stuff. you can't get righteously angry or virally funny. you can't get 100k likes for mcr shitposts 😔
June 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
the chemical in my chemical romance was estrogen
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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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The Coen Brothers’ True Grit could not kick more ass
December 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
The Coen Brothers’ True Grit could not kick more ass
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Me and my houseboy noticed you from across the rave and we wanted to know… do you like LAN parties?
December 12, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Me and my houseboy noticed you from across the rave and we wanted to know… do you like LAN parties?
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Jesse Singal is a liar and a fraud of a journalist and I will prove it as an unassailable fact in this thread.
I'll also talk about why I don't think BlueSky moderation will do anything about him afterwards so stick around or maybe just skip to that if you don't want to read the boring details.
I'll also talk about why I don't think BlueSky moderation will do anything about him afterwards so stick around or maybe just skip to that if you don't want to read the boring details.
December 9, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Jesse Singal is a liar and a fraud of a journalist and I will prove it as an unassailable fact in this thread.
I'll also talk about why I don't think BlueSky moderation will do anything about him afterwards so stick around or maybe just skip to that if you don't want to read the boring details.
I'll also talk about why I don't think BlueSky moderation will do anything about him afterwards so stick around or maybe just skip to that if you don't want to read the boring details.
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nobody is more persecuted than me, the guy brave enough to stand up for everything everyone in power already believes
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 PM
nobody is more persecuted than me, the guy brave enough to stand up for everything everyone in power already believes
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I shouldn't be surprised, I said "Ay there's the rub" in a meeting a few weeks back & had someone earnestly ask "Rub??". Like forget it, fuck it.
Learned that if you look up Shakespeare quotes, there's almost invariably a "where does it say [Shakespeare quote] in the Bible?" common search prompt. Which is funny for like 5 seconds & then just turns kind of depressing
November 27, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I shouldn't be surprised, I said "Ay there's the rub" in a meeting a few weeks back & had someone earnestly ask "Rub??". Like forget it, fuck it.
big ugly nasty large lizards
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 PM
big ugly nasty large lizards
setting system language to esperanto
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
setting system language to esperanto
EVANESCENCE OPENING FOR MCR LETS GOOOOO
November 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
EVANESCENCE OPENING FOR MCR LETS GOOOOO
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very pleased to announce my robot which steals your stuff and turns it into some worthless crap that i sell is OW OW OW EVERYONE IS WHIPPING ROCKS AT ME FOR SOME REASON
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
very pleased to announce my robot which steals your stuff and turns it into some worthless crap that i sell is OW OW OW EVERYONE IS WHIPPING ROCKS AT ME FOR SOME REASON
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when is adam gonna ruin me
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
when is adam gonna ruin me
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Casting the dragon shout I learned from the wall of a Taco Bell bathroom
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Casting the dragon shout I learned from the wall of a Taco Bell bathroom
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a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 AM
a lot of liberals are following me here and i all want you to know that i am a commie sympathizer and communism would be awesome to have
when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to
November 21, 2024 at 4:20 AM
when ur being mean to me this is who ur being mean to
remember that episode of mythbusters when jamie blows up a trailer full of crash test dummies and proves the existence of god?
November 21, 2024 at 1:43 AM
remember that episode of mythbusters when jamie blows up a trailer full of crash test dummies and proves the existence of god?
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CONAN FORGIVES
GOD DOES NOT
GOD DOES NOT
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner
Jay Leno ‘all black and blue’ after falling down a hill | CNN
Jay Leno is “black and blue” after falling down a 60-foot hill on his way out for dinner.
www.cnn.com
November 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
CONAN FORGIVES
GOD DOES NOT
GOD DOES NOT
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protection from evil AND good? in this action economy?
November 20, 2024 at 6:42 PM
protection from evil AND good? in this action economy?
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these days they don't make video games with rocket jumping like how they used to
November 19, 2024 at 8:57 AM
these days they don't make video games with rocket jumping like how they used to
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rip don quixote you would have loved dropping at tilted towers in fortnite
November 20, 2024 at 6:31 AM
rip don quixote you would have loved dropping at tilted towers in fortnite
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brb going to stage a coup in a small island nation and create a technocratic republic populated only by radical centrist gamers
November 20, 2024 at 6:26 AM
brb going to stage a coup in a small island nation and create a technocratic republic populated only by radical centrist gamers
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What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 AM
What is up new followers? Repost this if you love Limp Bizkit or hate American Imperialism