Toilet Truck
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Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers Dropout
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yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms
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American Canto paperback cover
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
American Canto paperback cover
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I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love that Shaq is on tv dressed as Santa’s bookie for Christmas.
My fiancée brother came over to the house for the first time today and asked why I have so much physical media, and I was like "No one can decide I don't own a Blu-Ray anymore"
My most Libertarian coded trait is being a fundamentalist on my right to fuck w/ my own product I paid for with my money.
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My fiancée brother came over to the house for the first time today and asked why I have so much physical media, and I was like "No one can decide I don't own a Blu-Ray anymore"
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My fiancée is so incredibly offline, but even she gets excited when new Adonis pics drop. He's such a perfect little guy
today is already the 10 month anniversary of Adonis being an inside boy with us 🥺
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
My fiancée is so incredibly offline, but even she gets excited when new Adonis pics drop. He's such a perfect little guy
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
"I asked Glean..."
Well I asked a human fucking being with knowledge, experience, and reason. Shut the fuck up
Well I asked a human fucking being with knowledge, experience, and reason. Shut the fuck up
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"I asked Glean..."
Well I asked a human fucking being with knowledge, experience, and reason. Shut the fuck up
Well I asked a human fucking being with knowledge, experience, and reason. Shut the fuck up
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Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others. It’s real sick shit, frankly. You belong in jail.
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trapping the phantom and neutering him before releasing him back into the opera
March 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
trapping the phantom and neutering him before releasing him back into the opera
Wild that Rogen is Napoleon in this, as it feels like something Kathryn Hahn's character would pitch on The Studio
I have...I have no words. All I can do is hand Andy Serkis his well deserved "worst adaptation of an important literary classic in the history of film" trophy and find a nice corner to cry in.
youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...
youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...
Animal Farm | Andy Serkis | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
YouTube video by Angel
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December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wild that Rogen is Napoleon in this, as it feels like something Kathryn Hahn's character would pitch on The Studio
They should cast Rachel Weisz in the next Knives Out as Benoit Blanc's Moriarty
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
They should cast Rachel Weisz in the next Knives Out as Benoit Blanc's Moriarty
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Tarantino is a dick but also he's a Zionist who bought $15 million of property in Israel EARLIER THIS YEAR.
He and the indie boom of the 90s are what got me into movies and it sucks to see someone you used to like when you were younger turn out to be a piece of shit.
But also, fuck him forever.
He and the indie boom of the 90s are what got me into movies and it sucks to see someone you used to like when you were younger turn out to be a piece of shit.
But also, fuck him forever.
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tarantino is a dick but also he's a Zionist who bought $15 million of property in Israel EARLIER THIS YEAR.
He and the indie boom of the 90s are what got me into movies and it sucks to see someone you used to like when you were younger turn out to be a piece of shit.
But also, fuck him forever.
He and the indie boom of the 90s are what got me into movies and it sucks to see someone you used to like when you were younger turn out to be a piece of shit.
But also, fuck him forever.
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I hate libertarians and do not respect their beliefs or values
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I hate libertarians and do not respect their beliefs or values
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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OTOH, the BBC is graciously invited to continue fucking all the way off with this shit
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
OTOH, the BBC is graciously invited to continue fucking all the way off with this shit
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Hillary Clinton sassing off "young Jewish Americans who don't know their own history" in a way that is disgustingly antisemitic. "They say from the river to the sea...they don't even know which river and which sea!" Fuck off.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hillary Clinton sassing off "young Jewish Americans who don't know their own history" in a way that is disgustingly antisemitic. "They say from the river to the sea...they don't even know which river and which sea!" Fuck off.
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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"Oh, you told me Avatar doesn't have any cultural impact, yet here you are, blue in the face."
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
"Oh, you told me Avatar doesn't have any cultural impact, yet here you are, blue in the face."