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Agnes Cowcatcher
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Reply guy but normal. If I’m not being normal you can tell me. There’s no reason to follow me
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leyawn.bsky.social
new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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spookybiscuits.com
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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stevekim.bsky.social
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
Alan Moore knows the score
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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noethematt.bsky.social
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
actually believing in things is good and sometimes it doesn't work out and that's ok too, you condescending prick
daviddarmofal.bsky.social David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 22d
This is the thing. A bunch of groups representing young voters went all in with an endorsement for Platner without doing any due diligence. They’d never even heard of the guy a few months ago. These are the same folks who rage against older Democrats. Well, with age wisdom often comes too.
joshuaerlich.bsky.social Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 22d
Like, I was aggressively wrong here. Loved the video. Thought he looked like a fucking champ. People who know him like him and are loud about it.

But now there’s new information and you adapt to it. Getting all pot committed to a guy you had never heard of three months ago is unhinged.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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shaunvids.bsky.social
like if i have to spend a bunch of my time teaching it to not be wrong, it's not really a tool helping me, is it. i'm a tool helping it
October 17, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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bicycleidiot.bsky.social
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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jgschraiber.bsky.social
Kavanaugh thinks this is a minor inconvenience, not something of concern under the 4th amendment
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · Sep 25
WOW. The lead plaintiff is a Latino man who's been here legally for 24 years. He was grabbed off the street by plainclothes federal agents who didn't even ASK about his status.

He was detained overnight and only released once a supervisor realized he had been illegally arrested.
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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chadstanton.blacksky.app
How is this supposed to work for me when the proposition being put forward is that Black people lack the intellectual capacity for public life and not enough of us are in prison?
isaacbutler.bsky.social Isaac! At the Butler! @isaacbutler.bsky.social · Sep 16
Klein explicitly says his project is to dishonestly portray the true nature of the right for his readers in hopes that helps foster some common ground to heal our nation. This didn’t work for Obama and it’s not gonna work for him.
September 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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skullmandible.bsky.social
At this moment in history, which is a concept I am pretty unfamiliar with as I only became aware of any world events at all ovee the last 72 hours, it is not acceptable to treat a man in death the way he treated people like me and my loved ones in life. That's called copyright infringement.
September 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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notalawyer.bsky.social
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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jamellebouie.net
if i had the opportunity to ask a question of anyone in the administration, given this "war in chicago" messaging, i would ask them how many americans the president intends to kill in his war
September 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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garethwatkins.bsky.social
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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mtsw.bsky.social
the connections trump had to multiple "modeling agencies" that were actually fronts for human trafficking is pretty interesting! i mean, maybe not AS interesting as the question of whether tim walz visited china in may or june of 1989, but like, at least moderately newsworthy imho
July 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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mrose.ink
I think about this constantly
Tweet from user Jason C: “I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist.” Quote from user Max Dubler: “That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse. True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties”
July 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
The sick thing is he could say the most heinous shit you've ever heard and every GOP voter would celebrate the nightmare details of his torture.

Make sure you remember every Dem who says they will 'work across the aisle'. Murk even admitted she wanted someone to save her from herself! Done with em
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · Jul 2
NEW: Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s lawyers seek permission to file an amended complaint in his civil case in Maryland.

Among other things, the amended complaint “includes Abrego Garcia's first-hand account of torture and mistreatment at CECOT…”
Case 8:25-cv-00951-PX Document 211 Filed 07/02/25 Page 2 of 5 3. The proposed Amended Complaint details the Government's defiance of court orders after this Court granted preliminary injunctive relief. The Amended Complaint includes allegations that the Government made decisions to defy judicial mandates. These allegations are new to the Complaint, but have been cited in various filings in this Court as the case has developed. They are directly relevant to Plaintiffs' constitutional claims and outstanding requests for declaratory and prospective injunctive relief. 4. Plaintiffs also seek to incorporate evidence that emerged in a June 2025 whistleblower disclosure from former DOJ official Erez Reuveni, who was previously counsel for the Government in this case. The new allegations include government officials internally acknowledging that Abrego Garcia's removal was an "administrative error" while simultaneously working to prevent his return and to make post-hoc justifications. These revelations provide evidence of deliberate misconduct that was unavailable when the original Complaint was filed and directly support Plaintiffs' claims. 5. The proposed Amended Complaint also Includes Abrego Garcia's first-hand account of torture and mistreatment at CECOT, as well as developments regarding his return to the United States and the Government's stated plan to remove him again. These allegations identify the severe harm actually suffered and the threat of repeated unlawful removal that supports Plaintiffs' request for prospective injunctive relief. The inclusion of these facts, which could not have been pleaded at the time of the original filing, is essential to present a complete picture of the violations and ensure adequate relief. 6. Plaintiffs also propose to clarify that the relief sought includes restoring the status quo ante, which requires (among other things) the Government to return Abrego Garcia to 2
July 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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jamellebouie.net
one thing that is important to emphasize at that this is just republican governance at work! this is what happens when you give republicans power in washington!
chrismurphyct.bsky.social Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · Jul 1
Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie.

One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.

They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
July 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM